Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Horrible Crimes in the Commissary
One has been attempting to master the Aluminum Chef's formula for a perfect steak. No great success yet, having not adequately determined the variables of quantities - and having buried the dining table in blueprints.
Rest assured, the secrets of the Perfect Steak, and the Most Evil Sandwich in the World will be MINE! One found a German Delicatessen, and it's in driving distance. One will be visiting them soon, to ... acquire their secrets.