Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance and you WILL crouch before me now! (Villains excepted, of course)
It appears that that scoundrel Lex Luthor has (yet again) been stealing from Lord Malignance. And this time, to cover up his perfidy, he apparently made it look as if he posted his video first. Time Travel sleight of hand is unbecoming Villains Lex!
Compare instead to the masterful Velvet Intonation of your Lord Malignance;
Villains in the News
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The Overlord has created from the well of her intellect and creative prowess "Minion Stew". Those few of you not actually crouching before one now, may as well begin crawling before her. At least you will know delicious food while debased.
Lair Goings on;
Ghost of Nixon has found gainful employment, and will be building up his resources.
Bob's Megarat/monster/dog Bud died recently. Over the weekend, it had gotten out of it's cage and had gone into a cats cage and killed and ate part of it. The animal control people were called because the kennel workers were afraid Bud would attack them (he absolutely would). The animal control people were also actually afraid - and they chase bears! So they poisoned him, and then tasered him. Bob will be heartbroken, though he does have the other normal rats to return to.
Problems in the world, where can you look? Why insane Coloradoans are your answer. You have to appreciate the fearlessness to go out into the world without a really solid plan, and attempt that which even governments cannot. His secret weapons? A sword, nightvision goggles, and a pocket full of crazy (sounds terribly like the RLSH, but hey! Doctors claim this guy is crazy).
Ones arsenal of resources continues to grow. The Dobson. The Haggard. The Tancredo. Colorado Psychic. and now, Beard Ninja. If it weren't for California and Florida - who frankly mass produce crazies, one would only have Virginia and South Carolina to contest ones rule. Keep trying Arizona, you've got a long way to go.
One has been scouring Twitter, and has been chasing down leads. Of many, one of the most promising may be Doctor Magnus Von Black. He may also be found here.
The first of many Demonstrations of Power, and a tribute to the Potentate. If you haven't been thinking about serving the Aluminum Chef, you may wish to start.
The momentum propelling the Generation of Villainy continues from Wanted, Watchmen, and now Despicable Me, coming out on July 9th, 2010.
Take it from a Villain - the BP Oil Spill is much worse than it seems, and the inability of all parties to produce reasonable estimates of oil output is disheartening. Independent scientists with these particular skills have been estimating a higher output for weeks, which only now is beginning to be recognized. Oil dispersants and long term effects? The whole disaster is a lab experiment gone wrong.
R.O.A.C.H. celebrated its one year anniversary on May 16th. If you wanted to stop by and wish the Potentate another 99years of world domination, you certainly may. It never hurts to suck up to your future ruler.