Friday, May 20, 2011
Overlord's Walker Challenge: Update
Greetings and Lamentations for my Feet, I AM Lord Malignance, and I will crawl around very slowly before you!
The Overlord's Walker Challenge (and One will need a Walker if One survives to the end) is going along, and we've passed the halfway mark. Eleven days to go until the bitter end, and the competition is neck and neck, no mercy, no quarter asked for or given.
We Are Villains.
Ruthlessly, One has attempted to press any advantage at any possible sign of potential vulnerability - to no avail. Overlord comes back, and strives to overcome any maneuver one throws her way. One has exploited every technological and psychological advantage available to give me an edge. If you know your Lord Malignance, then you may know One is ruthless, relentless, deviously intelligent, quick to find and target and exploit any weakness, adaptive, and merciless. It's something of One's resume in Evil if you will. Yet, despite these Evil Virtues, One has not been able to bring this competition to an early surrender, and so it wears on to the hard fought end.
Who knew any could survive the withering fury of my inescapable will? New plots and schemes must be hatched! New technologies brought to bear on this issue. New more devious stratagems to employ. For none may be seen to escape the peril of my full attention. None free of the reach and power of Lord Malignance. Evil Power Scooter... Hmmm.
Speed of Sound at sea level? 768MPH
Speed of Light (in a vacuum)? 186,000 MPS.
(But not really, because Scientific Measurements are Metric, and One only knows their rough Imperial equivalents).