Greetings and Lamentations for my Feet, I AM Lord Malignance, and I will crawl around very slowly before you!
The Overlord's Walker Challenge (and One will need a Walker if One survives to the end) is going along, and we've passed the halfway mark. Eleven days to go until the bitter end, and the competition is neck and neck, no mercy, no quarter asked for or given.
We Are Villains.
Ruthlessly, One has attempted to press any advantage at any possible sign of potential vulnerability - to no avail. Overlord comes back, and strives to overcome any maneuver one throws her way. One has exploited every technological and psychological advantage available to give me an edge. If you know your Lord Malignance, then you may know One is ruthless, relentless, deviously intelligent, quick to find and target and exploit any weakness, adaptive, and merciless. It's something of One's resume in Evil if you will. Yet, despite these Evil Virtues, One has not been able to bring this competition to an early surrender, and so it wears on to the hard fought end.
Who knew any could survive the withering fury of my inescapable will? New plots and schemes must be hatched! New technologies brought to bear on this issue. New more devious stratagems to employ. For none may be seen to escape the peril of my full attention. None free of the reach and power of Lord Malignance. Evil Power Scooter... Hmmm.
Speed of Sound at sea level? 768MPH
Speed of Light (in a vacuum)? 186,000 MPS.
It's SCIENCE!
(But not really, because Scientific Measurements are Metric, and One only knows their rough Imperial equivalents).
-Lord Malignance
Since the Overlord is kick ass and don't need my support, and his lordship has grown suspiciously meek and humble lately, I fully support the malignant effort for supremacy in this matter.
ReplyDeleteWhoo Hoo! One will take this sign of support! (to the likely early grave).
ReplyDeleteThank you,
-Lord Knee-Joints-Have-Turned-to-Powder Malignance
The graph says you're winning, but not for long, Overlord is closing the gap. Planning a long hike, and you will know defeat.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, though, I thought you'd put in a few 20,000 step days and then collapse into a blubbering heap. I had to abandon my slow and steady approach, which has left me scrambling to catch up, but there is a new found respect (for your insanity).
Keep up the Evil work Malignance.
Overlord,
ReplyDeleteOne waited until the bar did have my lead, before capturing that moment of time. Of course. My insanity and candy bar supply guarantee me unqualified victory!
These last 10 days will be grueling. Are you quite positive you aren't just a little bit tired?
-Lord Malignance
Quite.
ReplyDeleteHah! Laconic. One has never mastered that particular skill...
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