Friday, May 13, 2011

Update: Team Jackal, and the Overlord Walk Challenge


Greetings,

Overlord Challenge Update:


Lord Malignance - representing "Team: Jackal" is struggling, but seems intent on hanging in till the bitter end. No one (yet) has broken the 30k barrier, but we've been tempting that possibility, so perhaps some day before the end, when desperation sets in. How does Lord Malignance manage to compete with, an obvious Ringer of an Olympic Walking Gold Medalist?

Medicine? No, Doctors "Practice" the "Medical Arts". Instead, One applies SCIENCE ! and a basic understanding of the many uses and applications of Duct Tape to resolve all problems;

Band-aids! Natures Duct Tape;


That's right. Replacement feet, made out of the wreckage of what's left of my feet, and sufficient amounts of band-aids and healing stimulators. And Pain Killers! One will not know defeat, unless you mean de-feet by the removal of my feet.

18 days to go, and Team: Jackal will crawl to Victory!

-Lord Malignance

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