Friday, July 22, 2011
Policy Change: The Flakk Baton 2
Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance and you WILL Crouch! before me Now!
(Villains excepted of course).
One took the Mighty Flakk Baton and returned it to the White Skull. It should be pointed out to the slower readers, that in fact there is no physical object that is the "Flakk Baton" it is nothing but an imaginary device. It is a very simple metaphor for the responsibilities left behind by the White Skull, that One carried in his absence. Now in his return, he bravely resists the desire to feel it's seductive power once more, and declines it's return. By our mutual disowning the responsibility to Protect Villainy and Support its Members, that responsibility now falls to Agent Beryllium, the DeFacto Leader of the Premier Villainous Organization R.O.A.C.H. She may acknowledge this or deny it. It is an imaginary thing.
The Flakker is dead (again). Long Live the Flakker.
One wishes Agent Beryllium every success in her new role, as responsible for her own actions and their consequences. You get to watch the sandbox, and have someone tear you down for trying to give every Villain an opportunity to be incredible.
No longer will she be able to claim that Lord Malignance is "DICTATING" by flakking her mistakes, or seeking to protect her from the consequences of her own provocations. Whether posting IPAddresses, tearing down other Villains (her friends no less) and calling her friends "nuts" or "dangerous", she is now responsible for her own actions. Class 3 supervillains - go make her proud. No longer will One point out flaws in dangerous and stupid plans.
Oneself in turn will take Agent Beryllium's lead and follow her example as she has behaved and behaves still. Readers of this blog will remember the Villainous lengths one has gone through to overlook her frequent petty attacks on Oneself, while all the time One has never retaliated, apologized for the only public insult (used only to stop her stream of lies), and even let go her attempted frame up for her own actions. When posters mention on this blog her treacherous behavior, One has deleted them previously, ever and only to protect her. One goes to other blogs to plead with their admins to remove harsh opinions. One emails detractors and entreats them to give her another chance, and to stop being provocative.
This is what Agent Beryllium has been complaining about apparently. Great Lord Malignance was too large, too prosperous, and not enough attention was going to her, therefore he must be torn down. This new direction will work out so much better, as she guides the BE Age of Villainy, all eyes can now be on her.
So it's a Victory for Villainy. It's exactly what she wants. And One gets to slack off and gossip for a change.
Note: When One says "Policy Change" it means only the policy that One operates under. It is only mentioned and suggested for others consideration if they choose to. One doesn't HAVE a Villainous Organization, and therefor actually has no one (except staff) reporting to me. One cannot be responsible for your ability to be mind controlled. It is Nice to think about though.
Wear scuba flippers exclusively and in all instances...
By the way, in case anyone doesn't get this, One does not Demand. Oh, the Crouching yes, but that's only if One can actually SEE you. Otherwise, One makes suggestions. It's being insinuated that One is dictating and makes demands. Can anyone show me any example where One has ever made a demand? Because otherwise, it's just another lie being spread.