As an emerging Metavillain, Lord Malignance struggles to build and maintain a top flight malevolent organization in the years following the NeoCon failure to enslave America. Comedy ensues.
Biomechanical Terror Inc., sent a request for a proposal to develop a "Raptorbot" based on Velociraptors. Bipedal robotics are nearing a state of technolical advancement where this becomes tantalizingly feasible.
They desire speed, and stability, with bite and claw. The predictable. Herpatology is still down after the Warbaboons somehow got loose..., so My name showed up on a short list of rainmakers.
My proposal was to dump Raptorbots ("craptorbots"), and evaluate the design possibilities of Phorusrhacidae - Terror Birds. A piston driven beak strike with the accompanying biting capability makes this far superior. The balance is done without tail, etc. Plus, fossils exist, and cloning might one day be possible, as a side benefit of research.
Strictly mechanically, the avian biped is structurally more suited for this platform.
Needless to say, they were impressed. Doing some research and diagrams, maybe some draftwork, for a Development Pitch.
This Could lead to the DARPA Goodie Room of unlimited Funding! And eventual Malignobot enhancement.
Early problem both platforms suffer from, is the lack of binocular vision. Still - not necessarily a weakness.
Polychomatic feathers as camouflage? Jumping? Getting back on it's feet when knocked down. Cooling systems will be Huge; to move the weight plus fuel (batteries) at speed will create friction heat One doesn't want to calculate. Maybe it walks, but then homes in on targets at speed for short bursts?
But when a contract came in, for a bit of outsourcing they were considering, One leapt at the opportunity. Ok, One was roped into it, but the travel might be nice. If One gets the contract. And Since so much of what MBI (aka BTI) does in South America, is funded and supported by certain clandestine organizations in the US, it might turn into the Golden Ticket to the Goodie Room of Unlimited DARPA Funding.
Some preliminary research on the Terror Bird mechanical operations;
And pretty much what the project intends to produce*;
-Lord Malignance
* Mass Produce for Military and Domestic Civilian Coercion purposes.
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