The code to your vaunted supply closet is "4085"? That only took a few hours. Now All your supplies belong to Lord Malignance.
Think it's time to free the warbaboons in Biological Sciences, and plant evidence framing Johnson and his Pencil Eating Engineers.
Lasers vs Warbaboons sounds about right for Wednesday morning (those hybrids have three inch VENOMOUS fangs).
Two competitors out of the running, and Malignobot funding should get a kingly bump in time for the DARPA sponsored conventions.