Greetings and Lamentations!
One is heading into Malignopalooza, on August 1st, 2012 - the Fourth Anniversary of Lord Malignance, with 51 days to go, and 171 posts to make to reach 1000 posts over all.
Can it be done?
Do you even have any doubts?
Let the Onslaught begin!
(Heh, 170 posts to make now... )