(Villains excepted, of course)
Having recently crushed Ones own ArchNemesis (no doubt causing him to quit the RLSH), an opportunity to get back to work has appeared. Seeing such a quality Villain as Oneself potentially on the market for a new ArchNemesis, a number of these Super Awesome Buddies have been sending emails, begging for Ones arching talents. A few of the superheroes that were eliminated for consideration;
The Indefatigable Lawn Master,
The Never Designated Spiderwino,
Power Pooh - He loves Crime Patrol, like he loves sweet, sweet, Honey,
Thunderspawn the Destroyer - the NeoCon superhero,
The Bounding Fury of Justice, Lepus,
and Geist;
And on the small chance that Comrade Cocoa would upgrade from his ArchNemesis Minuteman;
The League of Super Awesome Buddy Cats;
Still no heroes have met either of our high standards.
-Lord Malignance
I understand the business of Arching, but I believe it to be a waste of time and resources. One could be much more productive without the meddling of so-called 'super' 'heroes'. I get it, there is something satisfying in knowing you make them cringe, they lay awake at night, sleepless, hoping and praying for a way to destroy you.. they curse you.. A confidence building seminar pales in comparison.
ReplyDeleteLet arching not be limited to the likes of 'hero'.
Let Malignance arch mankind.
This encompasses the 'hero' and all his friends, buddies, cohorts, cronies, and supporters.
And his grandma.
Buddy Cat third from the left has that surprise-buttseks/i'm-not-a-puppet glare. Classic.