How To Talk to superheroes

It's never easy talking to superheroes. They're playing at being real life comic book characters, in a make believe fantasy world of their own making. Unfortunately, this fantasy roleplay of theirs, happens to impact the real world, and all too often, in a negative and dangerous way. Innocent people's lives are often put in danger, because adults want to play children's games instead of accepting their responsibilities as hard working honest citizens.

Superhero criminals are being found and arrested more and more frequently as their uncontrolled excesses are visited upon real people, going about their daily lives. Just a few found recent examples;

1) Superhero freak impacts thousands in unprovoked traffic chaos.

2) Children, following superhero examples, try and play games with rapists.

3) Doctor dressed as superhero rebuffed when trying to aid an accident victim.

4) Reenactment of superhero self-manslaughter.

5) Arrested for assault, superhero considers suing the city for protecting itself from him.

6) World Famous author, describes first hand experience with the New York Initiative.

7) City attorney calls superhero a "vigilante" and a "deeply misguided individual".

8) Superhero, carrying weapons arrested for assault on Police Officers.

9) Superhero arrested for assaulting citizens.

10) Superhero Breaking and Entering (Illegal) Time index 0:19.

11) Superheroes firing arrows from a bow on a rooftop in a crowded city (Illegal) Time index 0:38.

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                                  (it's only a matter of time, isn't it?)


Stay safe America. When you see superheroes, be safe, call the police, and prosecute them for all their crimes. Remember: superheroes are Not law enforcement, and any "command" they give you, you may ignore. If they assault you, or attempt to falsely imprison you, or restrict your freedom in any way, you are free to seek justice in a court of law. We are Citizens, not cowards or fools, to be seduced by their fantasies, or to give up our freedoms, laws, and justice, to their selling of fear.

-Lord Malignance