Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance, and you WILL Crouch! before me Now,
(Villains excepted of course)
The Accounting is here, and One will now travel for a month or so around my Colorado Holdfast, looking to receive tribute for my Great and many services to those under My iron rule. While away, comment moderation is on - One hates it, but after last year's mischief, it hardly seems wise to leave that door open a second time. Facebook account is deactivated, but if you WANT to call me names, you can critique the YouTube Videos. Hint: The earliest, incredibly, are far worse than the newer ones.
In my absence, the Great Shadow of One's influence recedes with me, and opportunities for villains to rise and be found worthy in the eyes of peers, presents itself. This year RLSV - reflections of the RLSH are about, looking for ways to earn recognition for their creating names and Facebook accounts. Wildtards are flopping around like fish on a sidewalk. Groups are out there, looking for ways to do anything.
One wishes them success, to the greater glory and sustainability of Villainy.
To the Minions and Henchmen, in One's employ, One will be seeing you soon. To my friends in Villainy, One wishes you success and safety. And happiness! And Fun! If you aren't having fun, then One suggests you stage your own Accounting. Find time to touch the things that matter to you. Cherish them, and enjoy them (and you know, take them, own them, and Rule them without pity or remorse).
A dead shot of ~200 posts to Malignopalooza3 in August, so save up for your Cognac now.
This isn't goodbye, it's
"One WILL RULE the WORLD, and Enslave ALL humanity, all too soon enough".
-Lord Malignance
Tyrant, and Dire Ruler of the Colorado Holdfast
February 29th, 2012
(Leap Day!)
And you may Rise.
To the Reality Show One has apparently signed up for; One is still waiting for that to appear somewhere. Anywhere.
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