The Challenge deadline for the Second Annual Master Calamity's Supervillain Challenge has been reached, and the participants this year were but two titans of Evil. As it turns out, one has lost (yet again), and will stalk off the stage to grouse as is ones want, allowing the winner to stand On High and accept by popular accolade, the applause, envy, and awe of Villains everywhere.
The Winner this year, counted by double secret, triple encrypted, quadruple bribes and extortion, and, by the winner totally blowing the DOORS OFF the challenge to sieze victory was...
... THE Sound Vandal...,
... the MOST Hated Villain of them all...,
... and the Simian Connection himself...,
Malvado!
To see, appreciate, and marvel at the sheer Villainy, and audacious Evil Malvado brought to win the challenge this year, you may view it here.
For those of you who did not win this year (that would be oneself) there is next year. For those of you who did not participate, there is also next year.
As the challenge ends, we allow the Legend of Master Calamity, the most unknown of Villains, and the Legend of Mystery that he was (is?) return to the mists of forgotten history, as would be his wish.
And now, on a lighter note, a new game! The "How many different kinds of Real Life Super Heroes can you name?" Game!
Cartoonish Buffoons
Crazy People
Ninjas!
Community Leaders
Weirdos
Not a Party Clown, or a Rodeo Clown, but a Super Clown
Beer Swilling Inbred Mutants
Impotent Volcanos of Violence waiting to erupt - in Justice
Thuggish Man-Child
Overly Hairy, Truly Ugly Person, Trying to pick up female/male groupies
35 year old Virgin living in their parents basement
Recent recipient of profound brain damage
Serial Stalker, using the "gimmick" to cover for your criminal habits
Tea Party Member
Rich Billionaire Playboy
Delusional psycopath with untreated mental disorders
Very attractive lingerie model with Martial Arts Training, who does it for the thrill
Mascot for a Forum, Blogtalk Radio Show, and series of "Adventure" videos
Fetishist (male/female/transgendered) on the path to bottom level prostitution
Belgian Albino with pituitary gland disfunction, trying to "Make it on your own" outside of the circus.
If you are a Super Hero, and you think you fall into one of the above catagories please post!
One hopes you had a very happy, and Evil Guy Fawkes Night, this November 5th past. A perfect opportunity to break out your V for Vendetta DVD, and enjoy a quite evening of plotting and scheming.
-Lord Malignance
