Monday, July 31, 2023

Malignopalooza 2023

 14 years of Evil, August 1st, 2009 to August 1st, 2023

The obligatory Goblet of Courvoisier has led to a bit of a headache. Catching up on the last three blogposts, this one included shortly. 

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(Electric Storm is slowing work to a crawl at the moment)

Monday, March 27, 2023

Malignosphere Update

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SUtech Not a Large Language Model, a tasker - and then Chat-GPT came out and it has APIs (the same that blew up when upgrading to Windows10. 

M-Lifters


The Annual Accounting 2023

Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance and before Me you will Crouch! 
Villains excepted, of course. 


Each year as it has always been, as Master of the Mighty Colorado Holdfast One performs an annual duty called "the Accounting". One will travel the state and accept tribute from the vassalage. This goes to funding the schemes and machinations One is so well known for. You could think of it as a continuum of red envelopes (as the tradition warrants) which flow from those that benefit from my Rule, returning a small fraction as an acknowledgement. If the a boosta is too generous, you might see this as a demonstration of success, or certainly a bribe of some sort. Ah, the good times. You may contrast this with the Season of Evil, Ubermas, wherein One will in turn fete my most loyal thralls with tokens of One's own Opulence. It's a tradition to never look threadbare in front of your lessers. 

The three Ninja Clans - Iga, Koga, and Shinobi have a version of this, but it is deeply ritualized, and it is considered a severe insult to either Give money, or receive it. But Oh, how the money does manage to exchange hands. It's done with subtlety and guile following traditional and expected roles. You see, One can never accept a gift. You must deny the honor no less than three times, for less than this makes you seem needy. And you must not Thank them, for that would make Them seem needy. This is best done with visible eyes, but you would present an acknowledgement. One does this with a micro bow. A tilt of the head in a formal deference. And then the ceremony (ritualized tea with a demonstration of Ninja performances) continues. 

This year had started out swimmingly and Quite profitably One might add - until One became aware of an Incursion. But more on That in a moment, for Now One wants to speak on the Underworld of Villains in America. There Are these figureheads in Other countries, but they are more formalized here, and One is much more familiar with them. 

In California, the Underworld there is ruled by a series of Dons, a carryover from the time when Spain ruled California. Nevada has a Chairman of the Board, reflecting the legacy of Sinatra and his gang of Hench known colloquially as "the Rat Pack". My Colorado has a History of "Mountain Lords", traditionally spoken of as "Dire Lords". Other mountainous states might have these as well, but One does not know of any others. The South has no shortage of "Colonels", New York has a "Controller", Wyoming oddly has either a Pirate King or a Pirate Queen - it changes somewhat frequently. Louisiana has something to do with Voodoo (but if One has heard correctly, the current Ruler of that Kingdom is not actually involved in that religion, but continues the traditions regardless). But in the Cattle lands, they have always been ruled by "Barons". 

While travelling the length and breadth of the Mighty Colorado Holdfast, it came to One's attention that there was an Incursion event that occurred in the city of Olathe. My Colorado. A heist of our prized Olathe Sweet Corn. This by the way, is the best corn in all the world, bar none. But it must be harvested by Hand as it is a delicate treasure. And so, One was obliged to investigate and seek what recompense a Villain may. This led to Oneself and the Malignance Crew ("the Mob") chasing clues which led us into the state of Kansas. Now - One is a Dire Lord of Colorado, and Here One is All. But Out of State - One is far less and by traditions Villains hold, Uninvited, One is a target OF the Ruler of their land. Yet - One was Tasked with vengeance and vengeance Would be mine. It became clear by the absurdities of the crime, that a Villain was involved and one with more resources than a hench would have. Certainly this would be the Kansas Ruler of the the Underworld there, and so One reasoned it would be a Cattle Baron. 

However, it turns out unlike Texas and Oklahoma, Kansas is Not ruled by a Cattle Baron, but instead by a Corn King. 

A freaking Corn King.

Over a Month, One tracked this Villain across his state and it wasn't long before he Knew One was there - an Incursion Event in His lands. The traps he laid were cunning and ruthless as you might expect, and One was certainly a target of every denizen of his fertile flat land who might recognize and report me. Fortunately, the subterfuges we undertook were sufficient to evade his dragnet and his Corn-tractors were only dangerous in close spaces. You may have heard of  the "Kansas Two-Step" - that was a tactic he was using against me. It was idiotic, but provided One with further clues as to his power base (he was "connected" as we say, to the Day Government). This meant seat of power, and a larger city. And where would you Find a Villain in the Farmer State of Kansas? Why Dodge City, of course. Historic land of Outlaws and Western Villains. The Clues were everywhere. 

The City Water Tower

Unlike a Normal City with Pigeons, a Villain City would of course, have Vultures. (Turkey Vultures to be precise). 

Quite everywhere you would find the veneration of the Outlaws and SuperVillains who ran around in times past. 


Eventually we Would track down a hench (typical hench hideout, see the picture next. But This picture we found held a ring that was being used by Corn King to reward his hench. A membership token as it were. Also, because Villains, it was purchasable on Amazon. So we had our way In. Well - not Me, Obviously - but My Hench could infiltrate His hench. 



Henchmen Hideout. You can always find a dive bar or a bar along the riverside where Henchmen go. This was roughly equivalent and we would find those who we needed to coerce. 
Where might the Ruler of Kansas - the "Corn King" have his hideout in Dodge City? Well, the clues were not subtle...

Downtown, naturally, the Corn Castle. 


Now, One couldn't E-liminate the Corn King - his transgression requiring attention as it Did and a necessarily adequate reprisal did not rise to the level of burning his empire to the ground. And you never know what you'll get when a Villain is replaced. It could be Horrible. But Villains Can do something symbolic and Symbolism is Legend in the Underworld. One could Touch him. Demonstrate that the Peril of One's Will was without limits or boundaries. You should know though, it's pretty much Colorado, exclusively. One doesn't travel well, and the danger to my person (least of which is from Hague Capture Squads pursing Red Notice enforcement. No extradition, officially). Still, One can't let an Incursion Event slide, or Other Villains will be doing it, or Worse, superheroes will scuttle about like cockroaches seeking nests. 

Suffice to say, his hench weren't sure who "Lord Malignance" was, and had only heard that One was truly dreadful. Little did they know! It didn't take long in a warehouse on the outskirts of town and a carpet knife to properly introduce Oneself. He gave up Everything. And so, One was able to ambush Corn King, touch his shoulder and intimidate him sufficiently that we shouldn't have any of these unfortunate mistakes in future. One reminded him of the Invisible Colorado Ninja Empire and my existing and maintained pact with their clans should he wish to try something unwise in the future. 

On the way out of state, we - of Course, committed petty mischief as you might expect. A further reminder why you should remember the name Malignance, and that Colorado is protected and it is Ruled. 





All in all, the annual Accounting, which normally takes a month, ran two months and One needed a month after all That to assess and debrief the whole adventure. 

He wears a crown of corn. That's all One is saying. 
Crown
of 
Corn. 

-M. 


Monday, January 2, 2023

Ubermas 2022

Sinister Ubermas as the Season of Evil ends once more!


The new year is upon us and an opportunity to catch up on different projects, and some interesting developments in the world. 


The big project is Malignosphere, the testbed for technologies replacing Malignanceship2 and the previous and failed system Malignanceship. The First Malignanceship ran into trouble with the radiation produced by the Ion Engine. Readers will remember, adding the shielding added sufficient weight to render it incapable of reentry (it was too heavy to fly). 

Malignanceship2 is stuck in development hell. One had envisioned a capsule much like Blue Origin's "New Shepherd", or Space X's "Starship" or even Virgin Galactic's "VSS Unity SpaceShipTwo". These platforms are pretty limited and inadequate to One's need. Thus, a new paradigm was called for, and that would be the Malignosphere. 

One of the chief technologies there is the rebuild of the Lair AI SUTech. 

This system was even an analog to Amazon's Alexa, with the limited features of monitoring the grounds for the Ninja Clans, Shinobi, Iga, and Koga, and rarely the Black Forrest Demons, the "WangLiang", Colorado's version of the Lin Kuei, and running the home automation systems through z-wave remotes. 

While SUtech is fairly achievable (there are python programs out there to do this much already) there have been developments with Chat GPT and while there Are open source code out there One might steal, it goes far beyond the scope of SUtech's proposed function. 

Two points to that though. One would like to take the developed SUtech python program and copy it into the Malignosphere AI to run the platform, and a Second copy moved into a repair robot. 

Three points to That last; 

1) The program must run on an OS and while Windows11 is marvelously capable, it is Buried in bloatware and the "living in Microsoft's World" the kind of insulative proprietary Evil Apple has been doing for years. So, One is developing a build of Arch Linux Codename: maLinux (using camelCase) with the libraries needed to perform the required functions. 

 2) The first copy will be the Malignosphere's Operating System - a central processor for all the systems. 

3) The second copy will go into a MaligKnight repairbot - based on chess pieces, these are the horse headed pieces that fix the continually breaking UATD Malignobots ("the Sentinels of Freedom"). 

One is plotting the horrific demise of Putin (tick tock, the assassins are In the Kremlin) and building up the Galt's Gulch Space Center. And currently, that's about it for now. 

M

Sunday, October 16, 2022

SUtech Ideas





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Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Malignosphere


 Pursuit of an alternative to Malignanceship2 has been the "Malignosphere". So Far, not much is working. The Upper screen is a visual representation for the SUtech AI (because the software to represent a hologram eludes me (Adobe License). The flatscreen is a touch interface using HTML - but That seems to be archaic now. Also - not developed. And the Larger podium is the Command Deck (not developed or installed). 

SUtech itself (voice command + voice synthesis in a chatbot form built in Python and running on Arch Linux is not coded. Stole some programming notes though!

Right now the structure is forming (interior) yet need the exterior representation, and all the development that goes Into these systems. Also, nothing seems compatible (legacy hardware is not supported on janky Linux builds on Rasberry Pi boards). 

Still, on a Budget, with allowances for trial and error, some success. 

M

Monday, August 1, 2022

MALIGNOPALOOZA 2022 !

 Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance and before me you Will CROUCH!

Villains excepted, but of course. 

So, today marks 13 years in the Out in the Open Villain business of my planned 15. The next year will be One's last year of putting forward new projects, and the last year more or less a victory lap. One may publish all the blog posts one last time before deleting them. Website will be shut down and accounts closed. 

You have one last year Zuckerberg to end your ridiculous "real names policy" or lose my Metadata for-Ever. As IF Europe isn't going to eviscerate you with their privacy laws. 

But before Then, One had been meaning to put a new video out. It's been awhile and One can think of a few ways to rant about the things that are topical. Maybe polish up VNS - the Villain News Show for another couple of shows. 

And to this end, One labored mightily in the Lair - but alas to no avail. Everything Works (not sure about the backdrop length...) but everything else is in place. Would be nice to have a Malignoscope with a SUtech interface and a Teleprompter - but those can be added as One goes along. The Lair just got too hot to work in today. The suit One wears is mostly synthetic materials, which breath not at all. 

One remembers a walker challenge years ago - same time of year, but One went to the low lands to walk along a river. The mountains are Nice - but the sun is closer here and quite intense. Oh, but the lowlands were even Hotter. Imagine if you will - One in a "Slipsuit" - a windbreaker, and a aerodynamic bicycle helmet, In my lairwear underneath. Now set the temperature to over a hundred degrees. Over Days and in Boots! And One Still won the challenge - but not without cost. Soaking bandages and goopy boots. 
One will say no more. 

One will have to make up for this shortcoming with a video on the sooner rather than later. There Were celebrations in the Lair this year - small but meaningful tributes paid by those in close employ. One tends to pay respect to associates at Ubermas and then accept tribute properly in the Accounting. Malignopalooza is more for the the staff to celebrate - well, essentially staying in my Evil graces. 

Something soon and perhaps a little bit better than the usual videos. Might take a bit to capture the old magic ? One isn't sure - and isn't that exciting? One has No Idea - it's been so long. Can One still do it, and can One improve on previous work? Going to be interesting at least to Me to see if One can rise to the challenge. 

M