The year end draws near, and the time has come to think about plans for the coming year. One has been pondering our inevitable conquest of all our desires, and have come up with some notes for consideration;
1) Recruitment must become a primary objective: We will harvest much pretenders and frauds, and Minions with delustions of grandeur, but the process has the opportunity to reap some talent, and some refinable resources. We don't yet have critical mass, and one suspects this may now be holding us back.
2) My contribution to the Master Calamity Challenge;
One believes Master Calamity will concur as I say the winner of this years challenge has been Agent Beryllium. Well done madam, the gleeful Evil and sheer fun of your activities is an inspiration to us all.
3) Staff Pictures;
Ghost of Nixon (Currently Henchman #1)
One is advised he is working on glowing effects, and this is not some Southern California thing. He crouches most expertly.
Comrade Cocoa (the Henchdog)
Who does not yet have his Mao Hat, despite one's own efforts. When the hat appears, he has a Mao picture to stand with. He is very dilligent in his duties. Always crouches.
Graf Orlok (Bob the Minion)
Crouching in the Shadows, awaiting the commands of his Master, Lord Malignance. Or creeping around.
4) Blog Talk Radio: Ghost of Nixon suggests "Carpet Bombing" some topics on them to elicit on On-Air Flame War. A little passion could be a useful recruiting tool. The Pay-as-you-Go phone works well for this, and other purposes.
Meow and Friends hosted by the insufferable Apocalpyse Meow and Zetaman. They NEED to hear from Villains. They're so good it's depressing.
5) Haiku to my Arch Nemesis;
Shadow Intellect,
Mind of All SuperHeroes,
A Phantom Target
6) Even though the Baroness and the Women of Cobra did not call me, GI Joe, the Rise of Cobra is out on DVD: Ideas for Villains with lots of cash.
7) Forum Rainmakers: Following the example Agent Beryllium pioneered, one believes it may be possible to post in many different blogs and disseminate links to draw potential recruits to our doorstep.
8) Youtube Video Recruitment: Time to make the appeal to the Villains and the audience there, and bring them to us. This has been attempted, but can perhaps never be left unexploited. The audience is quite large.
9) One is making it a goal to try and bring in 3 new Minions to the ranks of the Evil: They might claim Villain status, but one hopes to have them start humble, and serve. It's a goal.
Keep up all the Evil Work, and may the power you weild, bring the world to its knees,
-Lord Malignance
Fueled on Halloween Candy Bar Craziness
Why do you seek to bring evil into the world? Can there not be peace between the RLSH and the Villains. I think Foxfire SHOULD seek to entrap Demon Spirits into any and all mountains that she can. If only I could entomb my Evil Clone so easily.
ReplyDelete-Verdant Ecdysozoa
Verdant Ecdysozoa,
ReplyDeleteOne seeks to bring the Fruition of Evil into this world for less reason than that of Evolution. The Neaderthal was a relatively docile creature, supplanted by homo sapiens, who are now being replaced by Sociopath Sapiens - people without a moral compass. One is merely ahead of the curve. I wish to see Maligno Sapiens - people for who the Evil choice is always the right choice. It's really inevitable. Join us, stop chasing Crimson Nematode, establish yourself in Evil, and be Free.
-Lord Malignance
First line should read "One seeks to bring the Fruition of Evil into this world for no less reason than that of Evolution."
ReplyDeleteMinions! More Candy Bars, your Lord Demands it!
-Lord Malignance
My Lord Malignance,
ReplyDeleteI've posted the reference to Blogtalk Radio as you directed. I'm wroking on the Forum. You didn't mention that Comrade Cocoa, mmm, is a communist. Bob mentioned he's having problems with sound on his computer. He "vants a nev Laptop". That and bigger cages for his rats.
-Ghost of Nixon
Your entry is fantastic. As was Agent Berylliums... I have photos on a camera that still need to be developed as I could not obtain a digital camera in time.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I say Agent has definitely had the best idea with the ROACH cards, and you (so far at least) have the most Desktop-able picture yet.
Please give me time. I'm hoping to have the new photos developed and work on the blog again.
Master Calamity,
ReplyDeleteNo worries. The first year of the challenge, and an outstanding result. I await your effort, and look forward to scheming for next years challenge. So, by popular vote, Agent Beryllium wins the Halloween Challenge. Congratulations Agent! But rest not on your laurels, for we villains are plotting anew your reigns end and the transfer of the crown!
-Lord Malignance