Thanksgiving is a day when people’s minds turn to turkeys, a victim of a bird to be sure, but not a bird for Villains. The turkey is symbolic of prey, its purpose to be slaughtered for the hunger of masses. No, for Villains, our bird should not be the noble eagle, or the humble turkey. Our bird, must be the noble vulture.
So today, on this day when minds turn to think on the value of the feast (turkey), and on family/country (eagle), join me in a fond salute to the most maligned of birds, the bird of OUR culture: The Vulture.
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Wishing you and your families a happy, and safe holiday from ones’ own,
-Lord Malignance
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I did the quiz and here are my results
ReplyDeleteYou are Venom
Venom 67%
Apocalypse 61%
Dr. Doom 57%
Magneto 56%
Lex Luthor 52%
Kingpin 52%
Mr. Freeze 51%
Catwoman 50%
Dark Phoenix 49%
Juggernaut 45%
Two-Face 45%
Mystique 41%
The Joker 40%
Riddler 36%
Poison Ivy 32%
Green Goblin 29%
Yay!I´m Venom!Not bad, I like the character. Dr. Doom is much cooler, but he´s still place three. That´s okay for me.
Nice. One will have to take the test (again) and post results.
ReplyDeleteLord Malignance Results;
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Dr. Doom 93%
Apocalypse 78%
Juggernaut 77%
Lex Luthor 66%
The Joker 65%
Mr. Freeze 65%
Magneto 63%
Dark Phoenix 61%
Venom 58%
Green Goblin 57%
Poison Ivy 52%
Two-Face 49%
Kingpin 45%
Riddler 40%
Catwoman 37%
Mystique 33%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
(Vanity=Ego) and where is my Insanity? Only 65%!
-Lord Malignance
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ReplyDeleteYour results:
ReplyDeleteYou are Mystique
Mystique 65%
Venom 61%
Two-Face 61%
Mr. Freeze 60%
Apocalypse 59%
Catwoman 53%
Poison Ivy 51%
Dr. Doom 51%
Dark Phoenix 50%
Green Goblin 49%
The Joker 48%
Magneto 47%
Riddler 46%
Kingpin 33%
Lex Luthor 28%
Juggernaut 25%
Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
Huh. I don't know much about her, but she doesn't ever seem like she's having fun. Kind of a lulzkiller, actually.
And I'm not sure you've thought your poultry all the way through...
ReplyDelete"Turkey vultures poop on legs to cool down": http://communities.canada.com/edmontonjournal/blogs/soundoff/archive/2009/08/23/349716.aspx
Apparently it's also a sanitizer (high uric acid content) and an offensive weapon deployed by baby vultures against climbing predators.
Of course, Egyptians worshiped them but it seems like Egyptians would worship just about anything if it held still long enough. (To be fair, their vultures are way prettier than ours: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Egyptian_vulture.jpg) Back then it was called "Mother of Mothers". Nowadays they call it "Pharaoh's Chicken".
Agent,
ReplyDeleteGranted, the hygene of Vultures is appalling, however the pragmatic purpose of their biological process is a revelation. Since they wade into the carcasses, their biology is an effective bacterial combatant. The pretty birds we celebrate (and eat like cattle), but the vulture remains it's own master. One still appreciates your analytical processes though.
Another Bird vies with my choice, and there may be others: The crow, raven, and rook. While Vultures have the habit of showing up after death has visited, only Crows would follow armies out into the battle field in anticipation of the carnage. Both are worthy birds, however ones heart prefers the extreme villainy of Vultures.
Thank you for your posts,
-Lord Malignance
Crows hold a special place in my heart, as Jet City is full of them. However, they seem unnaturally intent on bitching at me in favor of other passersbys. It could be the dead possum I carry around as a good luck charm, but I like to think of it as an avian "hello, wassup?".
ReplyDeleteIt's just really too bad that all the cool birds have been adopted by RLSHs that are trying to be "edgy". (See: Storm Crow)
And please, darling, call me Beryllium. We're on a first name basis, Oui?