Thursday, November 12, 2009

Internet Tools for the Wicked

Suggested site _______________. (they're a little fishy and can be dangerous to your security. It may be necessary to create an account on their website that is isolated from your other work).The Heroes want to track your IPAddress? Give them Nothing, and take from them Everything!

Internet Security MyWotWeb of Trust.
Further Details. Very nice website and Browser tool. Protect yourself when you encounter the RLSH.

The Onion Routher is software that provides limited Internet Anonymity. Find more here.
You've shaken down some pigeons, and now have the cash on hand to go professional. Perhaps it's time to invest in your Long Term Marketability.

Very nice equipment for your Evil endeavors. For example, “Building your own Gauss Rifle: A Magnetic Linear Accelerator”.

Mad Sci Network
Science projects!

Hidden Passageways
Secret Entrances to your Lair, or Saferoom.
Essential Tips for the Design Professional
Because you can never be TOO safe. Gasmasks, Pepper Sprays, Bomb Blankets, etc.
Inspiration for new uses of familiar (available) resources.
Change your callerID number, and alter your voice. Sinister, like the Credit Collectors use!

Evil How
Tips on How to be Evil
Applying Bad-Science Principles to the Real world. (Good Science, Punk Attitude)
Rusty on General Science? Brush up here.
Planning on Posthuman adventures? Get started here.
Need your facts checked, or some research? Completely unknown by Faux News.
The prototype for Skynet. It is more than a search engine, it’s a thinking search engine. And it is learning…
The Knowledge FREEway. The flashcards are useful, you can make your own, and there is one for Nadsat the unique vocabulary of A Clockwork Orange.
Great Lab Tech. Where else can you purchase your radioactive isotopes? Meteorites? Aerogel? Chemistry Experiments? Van deGraaff Generator? And they take PayPal!
Because there is No Vehicle more inherently Evil, than a Unicycle
Things you obsess about when you’re insane (It’s a ONE sided surface! A Zero-Volume Bottle!)
You’ve been trying to develop a formula to enslave minions? Start here.
Because baby terminators are so cute when they’re born. Fear for our future.
Plan for the future. No, really, this is where you plan for the future.
How could you go wrong with a name like “Metallium”? And really, where else are you going to get the Gallium and other exotic materials you need for your fusion reactor.
Where Bad Scientists get good ideas to turn into Bad Science. And change the world!
Brilliant, simply brilliant.
The Religious beating on you? Just because you acknowledge no so-called “Laws Against Nature”? This guy is like Kryptonite to them. AND, he Married Romana II.
More places for Bad-Science Scientists to get Good Ideas. Ok steal good ideas. No one OWNS Science!
Weird stuff, like a government garage sale. In Volume, and cheap (the shipping can kill you)
Not everyone kneels before the altar of Microsoft. Silly Europeans, what will Overlord Gates do with you?
When you want your Lair to run off the Grid, where are you going to get your power? The Bad-Science Scientist Promised Land
Just because your satanclaw works, doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be beautiful.
If Villainy had a philosophical basis, it would start here. Objectivism, and her works.
Where the so-called “Good-Science” Scientists congregate. Not ONE (probably) has a deathray.
Another good place for Bad-Science Scientists to get ideas.
Bravely uncovering the truth about the sinister clown plans to enslave humanity.
Disorder, or potential source of SuperVillain Superpowers?! More Candy Bars!
Maybe, when you wash out as a Superhero, you can leverage your talent in a not dissimilar field?
If you show up here, you’ve been lazy, or you’re untalented. Still, at least you’ll know where the Heroes will be…
Beautiful, consistent application of theme. You could do worse. Not a good source of office products if you have Bipolar Disorder.
Home of the Doomsday Clock. And aren’t they all breathing easier, now that The Football was wrested from Darth Cheney’s merciless claws.
Expensive drafting tables, that ship for a fortune. But don’t you want one?
The Edwardian Era was a period of Enlightenment, marked by the crushing burden of Class systems. Inspiration for managing your associates, and servants.
Ones schemes should have scope and touch on history. Research here.
More Bad-Science Scientist inspiration.
Even Bad-Science Scientists look down on this. Conspiracies abound. And you Might just be carrying bigfoot’s baby, and don’t know it.
Worlds Largest Robot Collection. See the style of others, before you unleash your metal horde.
Can’t help but admire a Master at his craft.
Bad-Science Science goes mainstream!
Keep from blowing up the Lab in your Lair, or surviving when you do
Lord Voldemort takes a moment from chewing scenery, and demonstrates successful techniques for recruiting minions.
One thought they had working Necronomicons.
Somewhere, there is a pepperball with your name on it. If not, you’re not working hard enough.
The best place to purchase Cenobite summoning devices. Still no success though.
Scientists whine about their miserable, worthless, lives toiling in obscurity. More than a few Bad-Science Scientists/SuperVillains have started here.

Cthulhu for President
Always a pleasure to watch a master demonstrate its craft.
It’s not what you think! It’s a costuming website for conventions. Can be useful for ideas, and subversion.
Another master at work in his chosen craft.
WhiteBlack. FauxNews. SuperHero
Put them on, and Good Beware. Take them off, and be stealthy
Because your Brain Harness needs Style.
Find others of our kind, and draw them to us, that our armies might shake the earth.
Find the nascent Villains waiting to be born in Evil.

Superhero Law
Laws superheroes should be aware of, and how it may punish them.

Your Bad-Science Science accredation awaits. Compare your fields of science madness with others.

Forestle
Internet Search Engine with the stated intention to save 0.1 square yard of rainforrest per search.
Useful items for your hideout, Lair, Secret Underground compound, Orbiting Death Star, or Volcano base

More to Add as found. Additions are welcome, and invited.

Last updated March 31st, 2010.


Unnecessary disclaimer because we're all Evil, but added for effect: Lord Malignance provides these links and resources for informational purposes only, and does not condone the use of this information, or any other information for the use of harming people. Please do vie to take over the world, but do it with Merciless, Crushing, Brilliance. If you can't do that, then go back to work on your plans, and keep trying.

4 comments:

  1. Never wonder if a proxy server (or any other site) is dubious ever again: http://www.mywot.com/

    Basically, users score the security of websites, that information gets averaged out and fed back to you, and the plug-in stops your computer from prematurely loading scripts from websites that have a bad rating. Little round color-coded icons tell you what the average rating is, from green (good) to red (bad).

    In effect, they're security froot loops.

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  2. I prefer Tor (googleit) myself...am I really in Texas? Am I in Germany? Am I sane? Who knows.

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  3. Agent and Scarlet Fool,
    Both excellent additions. One has added the first, and must add the second from the Lair. Thank you both,
    -Lord Malignance

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  4. The Overlord needs to spend more time exploring Lord Malignance's site, not sure how I missed this...Your research here puts My recent post to shame.

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