Greetings,
One has determined that the resource of Blogging has been successfully engineered, and networking the Forces of Darkness continues apace. Attracting, recruiting, and grooming valuable talent must continue to remain a priority.
Now however, a new step is suggested. The previously initiated Engine of Malignance gamut has unfortunately failed at this time, as despite one's efforts, the Phantom, my chosen Arch Nemesis, remains elusive. The communication, and passionate interaction one hoped to exploit has failed to materialize. One's new plan unveiled is to be the "Reign of Malignance". The scheme is deceptively simple: Beat the Heroes at their own game. Find some charity, or good deed, do the work, and do it with Evil efficiency and Elan, and then ride that publicity pony on every website, and blog, and newspaper available. Think of the Penguin from Batman 2, and his sweet, seductive manipulation of Gotham's gullible media.
Of course, when scheming, you must always reflect on the move before, the precision of the move you will make, the consequence, and your next follow up move. If Engine was the first move, the next will be the Reign, then one proposes a follow up by burying some Orc-Hero with the brightness of scrutiny. By contrasting the unselfish, media-shy, humble Evil, with the Media Obsessed Narcisism of the good, the Engine of Malignance will be engaged, as the good come to the Evil.
Hide from ME, will you Phantom Zero? Watch then, as I immolate your precious World!
Your Arch Nemesis,
-Lord Malignance
My Lord Malignance,
ReplyDeleteAren't you worried that some mmm RLSH will actually take you seriously when you say you will immolate the world? I mean, on blogtalk, mmm a hero thought that when we said "Bring Lord Malignance the Head of Phantom Zero!" that you, mmm were actually directing people to go out and cut off people's heads, and that beheadings were actually going on. Your said that no, beheading people is a crime and would be wrong, mmm didn't phase him. The fact that there are no beheadings going on in the US didn't either. Maybe mmm he thinks this is the Middle East? Drugged out hippie commie. Apparently, unknown to the world, the RLSH deal with a lot of decapitations. Or, like fighting demons in mountains, their pass on drug crimes as "victimless", and the rest of their screwed up fantasy world, mmm they imagine this all.
Weakling wannabes, all of them.
-Ghost of Nixon (still working on the assignments, I'll update you over the weekend)
My Henchman,
ReplyDeleteYes, it is quite odd that the weakling of good (your so called "hippie commie") was detached from reality. It appeared he became confused when confronted with reality, and sought the reinforcement of his allies.
Poor, poor, deluded fool. Offer them no pity, for it will only prolong their suffering before their hopes are dashed and their fantasies destroyed. Get back to work on that Forum. I don't care what you have to do, one wishes to see positive results. Plan on coming to the Lair sometime next month. One won't say "Holiday Bonuses" but one wants to provide a demonstration of appreciation. Since you will be coming from out of state, your schedule will inform Bob's.
-Lord Malignance