A Superhero? Anywhere in the Colorado Holdfast?! NEVER!
And so, the sport of superhero baiting began... Daily, driving by, shouting "Crouch!" and throwing pocket change. Spreading terrible, terrible gossip, and standing on the street corner pointing and cackling at him, sometimes for minutes at a time.
Soon, poor superhero was gone, the streets cleansed, and made pure and Evil once more.
-Lord Malignance
Did you really lean out of your window and scream "CRRROUUUUCH!!!"? Because that would have been awesome.
ReplyDeleteCan't.. stop.. giggling.
ReplyDeleteGuilty of all of the above. He might NOT be gone though - the snow may have driven him inside (but one believes it is my Evil)
ReplyDeleteAwe-inspiring Hecklery, Lord Malignance.
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