(Villains excepted, of course)
Having recently crushed Ones own ArchNemesis (no doubt causing him to quit the RLSH), an opportunity to get back to work has appeared. Seeing such a quality Villain as Oneself potentially on the market for a new ArchNemesis, a number of these Super Awesome Buddies have been sending emails, begging for Ones arching talents. A few of the superheroes that were eliminated for consideration;
The Indefatigable Lawn Master,
The Never Designated Spiderwino,
Power Pooh - He loves Crime Patrol, like he loves sweet, sweet, Honey,
Thunderspawn the Destroyer - the NeoCon superhero,
The Bounding Fury of Justice, Lepus,
and Geist;
And on the small chance that Comrade Cocoa would upgrade from his ArchNemesis Minuteman;
The League of Super Awesome Buddy Cats;
Still no heroes have met either of our high standards.
-Lord Malignance