Best Ubermas Post So Far (through there have been quite a few Very Evil ones...)

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One is still swamped with End of Year Business, Ubermas Festivities, and a Project Backlog. Need to do something for Ubermas! All the cool Villains are, and One has nothing (yet).

Sinister Ubermas Everyone!
-Lord Malignance

How To Talk to superheroes

It's never easy talking to superheroes. They're playing at being real life comic book characters, in a make believe fantasy world of their own making. Unfortunately, this fantasy roleplay of theirs, happens to impact the real world, and all too often, in a negative and dangerous way. Innocent people's lives are often put in danger, because adults want to play children's games instead of accepting their responsibilities as hard working honest citizens.

Superhero criminals are being found and arrested more and more frequently as their uncontrolled excesses are visited upon real people, going about their daily lives. Just a few found recent examples;

1) Superhero freak impacts thousands in unprovoked traffic chaos.

2) Children, following superhero examples, try and play games with rapists.

3) Doctor dressed as superhero rebuffed when trying to aid an accident victim.

4) Reenactment of superhero self-manslaughter.

5) Arrested for assault, superhero considers suing the city for protecting itself from him.

6) World Famous author, describes first hand experience with the New York Initiative.

7) City attorney calls superhero a "vigilante" and a "deeply misguided individual".

8) Superhero, carrying weapons arrested for assault on Police Officers.

9) Superhero arrested for assaulting citizens.

10) Superhero Breaking and Entering (Illegal) Time index 0:19.

11) Superheroes firing arrows from a bow on a rooftop in a crowded city (Illegal) Time index 0:38.

11) ____________________________________________________________
                                  (it's only a matter of time, isn't it?)


Stay safe America. When you see superheroes, be safe, call the police, and prosecute them for all their crimes. Remember: superheroes are Not law enforcement, and any "command" they give you, you may ignore. If they assault you, or attempt to falsely imprison you, or restrict your freedom in any way, you are free to seek justice in a court of law. We are Citizens, not cowards or fools, to be seduced by their fantasies, or to give up our freedoms, laws, and justice, to their selling of fear.

-Lord Malignance

Court Ordered Public Service Announcement #1

Court Ordered Public Service Announcement #1

Ubermas To Do List: 2011

Lucrezia Borgia

Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance, and you Will Crouch! before me Now!
(Villains excepted of course),

So the year 2011 is winding down, with parties and business (and business parties) to attend to. There is the Villain's Holiday of Ubermas to be about, and as it has been declared, the most Unholiday is upon us. This year, as is the tradition, there are many activities to avail Oneself upon, and these form a tentative Ubermas To Do List for Oneself;

The Feast
Probably Lair Offsite, Diabolical Madame X to attend.

The Skullian Pranks
Recognizing the Fun the White Skull had last year. Something bizarre and Addamsesque. Not sure what yet.

The Selling Out
One doesn't actually offer any Products and Service (at least none that One advertises about), so will direct you to ROACH for the T-Shirts, or the Leader Der Sturmer, who has a book to please consider for yourself (find him in Facebook).

The Toast of Borgia
Wine left in goblets for the Ghost of Lucrezia Borgia near the basement trapdoor. Watching mirrors for her possible appearance.

Attempts of Daring
Cookies? Can One do cookies? Perhaps a Carol, or piece of music? A Poem perhaps? One will have to see.

The Boasting
There is a "Villain of the Year" contest going on in Facebook, and One is not being worshiped. Me! So, yes, that's going to happen.

The Opulence
Yet another Feast, this one at the Lair. Business associates - so basically, the silverware is counted before anyone is allowed to leave. Some beast must be prepared - something crazy. Last year it was Elk. This year, One is angling for Moose. You can purchase these meats at a Butcher's. One has that particularly city liberal attitude about killing: Can't do it myself. Perhaps a goose?

The Dancing
Yes, and there will probably be drinking and cackling. The less said about this, perhaps the better.


To all the Villains, in whatever ways you celebrate,
Sinister Ubermas !


-Lord Malignance