Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance, and you WILL Crouch! before me Now!
(Villains excepted, of course)
The Lair is a shambles, but what could anyone expect from the month long unholiday Villains share, called Ubermas? The Season of Evil, where Excess, Opulence, Selling Out, and the Benefits of Hard Work the Year Long, are celebrated, and Evil company is cherished and enjoyed.
Some highlights from Ubermas 2011;
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| Ubermas Tribute feted Oneself by the Minion in Training, Diabolical Madame X |
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| Meeting with the Colorado Camorra. Seriously, you can NOT do business unsuitably coiffed. |
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| Greetings Fuel for the Colorado Mafiya. (Note the Bison Meat? - It's how you can tell this is Colorado) |
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| A long time ago gift from the Cartel Interests in my Colorado Holdfast. It tastes like Butterscotch and Lighter Fluid. |
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| Sushi Den in Denver. Representatives from the 3 Clans are there lurking. I can't see them either. |
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Evil Snow. It doesn't land on the ground, because it's being omni directionally blown from all angles.
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| Regular Snow |
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| Picture from Fall. The first sign, Winter was coming. You can almost make out the Lair in this picture. You can also, almost make out the (unsuccessful) inbound missile strike. Silly Europeans. My Neighbors are N.O.R.A.D. |
One hopes all Villains had the best unholiday of Ubermas you could. The Next Year is just another short 11months away. Time enough for your liver to heal, and to make yourself even more successful and happy than you have been previously. To Success!
-Lord Malignance
(Did not see the Spectral Appearance of Madame Lucrezia Borgia this year in any mirrors, and the brandy by the sub basement trapdoor was left untouched. Perhaps One was unworthy, or did not Celebrate Hard Enough?) Perhaps next year.
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