Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance and you WILL crouch before me now! (Villains excepted, of course)
Continuing the never ending struggle to enslave all humanity, one searches for the Secrets of The Most Evil Sandwich in the World (MESITW). One recently discovered that the Germans make the best Rye Bread and Sauerkraut, but have little interest in Corned Beef. This led one to search for masters of Corned Beef - the Irish. By happenstance, one celebrates Bloomsday, and had a chance to partake of their Reuben attempt.
Continuing the never ending struggle to enslave all humanity, one searches for the Secrets of The Most Evil Sandwich in the World (MESITW). One recently discovered that the Germans make the best Rye Bread and Sauerkraut, but have little interest in Corned Beef. This led one to search for masters of Corned Beef - the Irish. By happenstance, one celebrates Bloomsday, and had a chance to partake of their Reuben attempt.
What came of this is the realization that while the Irish do indeed master Corned Beef most expertly, they do not have the understanding of the interplay between elements within a Reuben. The "sandwich" was a fist-sized piece of very tasty meat. What else there was, while all present, was tastewise non existant.
One is lost in Ulysses. Everything was going along, and then some transition happened, the characters and setting changed, and now one is trying to figure that out.While enslaving all humanity with the Most Evil Sandwich in the world is an ongoing scheme, one has found another, perhaps simpler, more elegant tool in which to enslave humanity. The original included below to examine and perhaps to expand upon. Subliminal Messages are not present in this example (as far as you know), but ARE present in most else one unleashes.
Serve Lord Malignance Above All.
Serve Lord Malignance Without Question.
Crouch before Lord Malignance Forevermore.
-Lord Malignance
You have no idea the temptation that a reuben is to me while I am trapped in this horrid DIET...grrr
ReplyDeleteOf course had I not been here checking your post against my recent blog (How to write a RLSV blog for dummies) I wouldn't have been tempted...LOL
Crossfire,
ReplyDeleteBest wishes with your diet - one needs also to find some strategy, and has not the knowledge or the will (yet). Sugar they say is a bad thing, and one Lives on this.
One actually found the work of Gilroy to be amusing and worthy. Villains really do respect discourse. The images while not applauded before, are outstanding also.
-Lord Malignance
And bread! One loves bread too, with butter, and jam. All bad. Evil.