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You can't crush your enemies like insects, unless you know their culture.
Greetings,
As you may imagine, one has been travelling, in a depressed cycle, and recovering from being poisoned. Yes, all are true, as it appears that other than the previous three named Ninja clans in the Invisible Colorado Ninja Empire, there is at least one group of Lin Kuei.
For the record, Lin Kuei do NOT climb on your roof, and this presented a hole in the Lairs security, which they were then able to exploit.
One has subsequently sent a reply in kind fashion.
The upcoming Accounting, done in the first part of next year will be assisted by a Quality of Life Report, ones minions in government have been preparing. Concerns for my malevolence are;
Suicide rates among 15-19-year-olds is 80% higher than the national average
The workforce is earning 10% less than in 2001
The use of meth in the county is 40-50% higher than the state average
Children living in poverty has increased 63% since 2000
As you may imagine, anything so significant as these statistics warrants ones attention. The rate of successful graduation from High School has dropped, and this may be accounting for the first second, and third conditions. Meth use must never be allowed to foster a foothold in Colorado. This would be boon to street crime, and in turn lead to their successes. In turn, this would be competition to ones rule, and one will not abide this.
Apologies to other Villains for these obvious manipulations; The "Tancredo is Loose", and the "Buck Won't Stop". These minion gambits are preposterous, but serving ones purposes. One humbly points out, that compared to Nevada*, one looks like the Michael Jordan of Villainy.
The upcoming SuperVillain Movie "Nemesis" has a director.
A great new page for SCIence. A demarked notation specifying it as divergent from mainstream, hampered by so-called "laws" and "ethics" and "Sanity", weakling rule following science.
This has been a trying month, and one will have pictures of Ninja garbage pulled off the roof of the Lair shortly.
Recovering slowly,
-Lord Malignance
* (With due respect paid to the Chairman of Nevada)
How's the bear trap on the roof? I'm sure emptying it's clutch of death will cheer You up.
ReplyDeleteAs a villain in a state over-run with meth, let me say it does deliver competition. Toothless, copper stealing, tweaking competition. These guys have more energy than a case of Monster energy drink.
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