Thursday, November 26, 2009

A Tribute to the Noble Vulture




Thanksgiving is a day when people’s minds turn to turkeys, a victim of a bird to be sure, but not a bird for Villains. The turkey is symbolic of prey, its purpose to be slaughtered for the hunger of masses. No, for Villains, our bird should not be the noble eagle, or the humble turkey. Our bird, must be the noble vulture.

So today, on this day when minds turn to think on the value of the feast (turkey), and on family/country (eagle), join me in a fond salute to the most maligned of birds, the bird of OUR culture: The Vulture.

Evil Organizational Updates:

Agent, One saw this, and thought it might catch your fancy.

If Villains ever needed a headquarters to meet at and plot World Domination, it would have to be Las Vegas (Sin City). If not, then the backup could very well be this place.

Holiday cheerfulness frazzling your Evil Intent, and you need to bolster your Malevolence? Take the Supervillain quiz.

Weapon of Evil to Unleash!
It's a website of Trolls, who hate Superheroes!



New Villains Found:
Shadowmaat (minionette)
Boogaarr (Minion)

Updates
in the Well Read Scoundrel, the Hall of Evil, and Internet Tools for the Wicked (including trawling tools).

Wishing you and your families a happy, and safe holiday from ones’ own,
-Lord Malignance
-Ghost of Nixon
-Graf Orlok (Bob the Minion)
-Comrade Cocoa, the Henchdog

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Malignance Marches Forward!

Greetings and Lamentations,

Updates on Activities.

Sword Kane’s Supervillain challenge has ended, and we all lurk in fear of his terrible retribution. One expects to cringe, but it will be in the good sport of being a Villain.

The White Skull has come back from his retirement in Dimension Z.

The Heroes Network is doing their Election of candidates. Out of respect for my Arch Nemesis, one has chosen not to interfere, at this time.

New Villains who have come forward, or been found, and are warmly welcomed to the growing unaffiliated Army of Darkness:
Baghead
Exit Nero
Black Sun
FireKill(er)
Destructo
Dr. Overkill
Desdinova
Phatal Phyllo
Verdant Ecdysozoa
Doctor Killjoy
Russel Hantz

Blog improvements: Links for;

Hall of Evil (where a list of Active Villains are counted).
Well Read Scoundrel (A growing Library on developing and managing your Evil)
Evil Organizations (Nefarious groups of various ambition and intent)
Unto a Mountain of Cash (Villainous schemes to acquire the resources you need)
Beating on the Good (A list of locations where the weaklings hide)

Battling my Arch Nemesis Phantom Zero: No progress. If he were easy to destroy, he wouldn’t be my ARCH nemesis. There already is an Art Movement started to address this mighty struggle though.


Rant from a Villain: Observation and continuation of a theme. One notices that Villains foster Freedom. For example our Blogs are forums of free discussion, and thought provoking analysis, wherein all parties are given their earned respect. All are free to post here, w/no restrictions. In the past, and no doubt in the future, this has caused some strife, but we have taken stock, adapted, and moved on, becoming better for the pain. Compare this to Heroes. The RLSH website advises you in registering that your IPAddress will be recorded * and they routinely edit out comments they find against their groupthink. Because they sanitize thought on their side of the fence, they limit freedom and manage to effectively enslave the consensus thinking. If there is no dissent time after time, there can’t be dissent – it’s fruitless to think outside their box. Many of their forums are blocked, require a screening process, and want to ensure you are the “right kind of people”. Not so the case with the valiant Villains. Because we are open, and speak plainly, you may be assured no unlawful behavior will stem from our activities. The heroes? And their coded language, hidden agendas, and violent “street justice” mentality? Not so much. Who are your protectors? The paranoids in spandex, or the reasonable Villains?

Another observation: If one is not incorrect, it appears the Verdant Ecdysozoa pursued Crimson Nematode to this time, and the Crimson Nematode has disappeared back into the time stream to appear sometime else in the future. If something doesn’t seem like you remember, it might have been the past.

One last observation: Crushing the hopes and dreams of Heroes, and done with panache.

Herding the Minions: Comrade Cocoa remains most diligent in his duties. Bob has his rats, and Ghost of Nixon still works on the Forum. The Baronness, or one of her COSplay fans have not yet stepped forward to form an alliance with Lord Malignance.

Stay well, and keep fighting for Freedom, and Evil,

-Lord Malignance

* Checking up on the Forum, Ghost of Nixon is "trying to unlock" (!!!), one checked the registration requirements and they have the text; "An IP address of each poster is recorded in order to help us to make you respect these conditions". Compare this to the RLSH which has the text; ... ok, they're exactly the same. It's boilerplate. So, in correction: The rest is true, the IPAddress logging appears to be a function of the Forum Host.
-Lord Malignance

Friday, November 20, 2009

Hall of Evil

The Hall of Evil A Reference Point for Growing Resources

Alphabetical Listing of Villains (Link and Description) (Work in Progress)


*Note: All Villains are not necessarily associated, and a reference here, does not denote an endorsement. As always, any Villain must be evaluated by the works they do, and the words they write.


Villains

The Aluminum Chef (in Memoriam)
The Computer King and the Secret Association of Villainous Endeavors (in Memoriam)
Crimson Nematode (in Memoriam)
Doctor Mabuse (in Memoriam)
Drake Dreddful

Henchmen
Comrade Cocoa (in Memoriam)
Lord Vile's Henchmen
Tamerlane

Minions
Shadowmaat (Minionette)
Diabolical Madame X

Last Updated June 15, 2014

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Reign of Evil

Greetings,

One has determined that the resource of Blogging has been successfully engineered, and networking the Forces of Darkness continues apace. Attracting, recruiting, and grooming valuable talent must continue to remain a priority.

Now however, a new step is suggested. The previously initiated Engine of Malignance gamut has unfortunately failed at this time, as despite one's efforts, the Phantom, my chosen Arch Nemesis, remains elusive. The communication, and passionate interaction one hoped to exploit has failed to materialize. One's new plan unveiled is to be the "Reign of Malignance". The scheme is deceptively simple: Beat the Heroes at their own game. Find some charity, or good deed, do the work, and do it with Evil efficiency and Elan, and then ride that publicity pony on every website, and blog, and newspaper available. Think of the Penguin from Batman 2, and his sweet, seductive manipulation of Gotham's gullible media.

Of course, when scheming, you must always reflect on the move before, the precision of the move you will make, the consequence, and your next follow up move. If Engine was the first move, the next will be the Reign, then one proposes a follow up by burying some Orc-Hero with the brightness of scrutiny. By contrasting the unselfish, media-shy, humble Evil, with the Media Obsessed Narcisism of the good, the Engine of Malignance will be engaged, as the good come to the Evil.

Hide from ME, will you Phantom Zero? Watch then, as I immolate your precious World!

Your Arch Nemesis,
-Lord Malignance

Unto a Mountain of Cash

Evil Schemes to Fund Evil Works
A Reference Point for Growing Resources


Target: Walmart
Scheme: Their Receipts have a survey website, w/the chance to win some Walmart Credit

Target: Lottery and Powerball
Scheme: It's random, but it's a chance at a Moutain of Cash

Target: US Government
Scheme: Grants for Bad Science Research

Target: Ebay Business
Scheme: Research a plan on the Internet, and take your chances

FV = PV(1+i)^n

As Lambs to the Slaughter

Beating on the Good
Reference Point for Growing Resources

Real Life Super Heroes
THE Headquarters of the Heroic Movement

Real Life Super Hero Forum
A display of their Dreams, Hopes, Fears, Bravado, and Innocence.

The Heroes Network
No information available w/out signing in. Possibly the refuge for the paranoid? Or the Guilty.
New and very interesting...
Last Updated 08-08-10

Internet Tools for the Wicked

Suggested site _______________. (they're a little fishy and can be dangerous to your security. It may be necessary to create an account on their website that is isolated from your other work).The Heroes want to track your IPAddress? Give them Nothing, and take from them Everything!

Internet Security MyWotWeb of Trust.
Further Details. Very nice website and Browser tool. Protect yourself when you encounter the RLSH.

The Onion Routher is software that provides limited Internet Anonymity. Find more here.
You've shaken down some pigeons, and now have the cash on hand to go professional. Perhaps it's time to invest in your Long Term Marketability.

Very nice equipment for your Evil endeavors. For example, “Building your own Gauss Rifle: A Magnetic Linear Accelerator”.

Mad Sci Network
Science projects!

Hidden Passageways
Secret Entrances to your Lair, or Saferoom.
Essential Tips for the Design Professional
Because you can never be TOO safe. Gasmasks, Pepper Sprays, Bomb Blankets, etc.
Inspiration for new uses of familiar (available) resources.
Change your callerID number, and alter your voice. Sinister, like the Credit Collectors use!

Evil How
Tips on How to be Evil
Applying Bad-Science Principles to the Real world. (Good Science, Punk Attitude)
Rusty on General Science? Brush up here.
Planning on Posthuman adventures? Get started here.
Need your facts checked, or some research? Completely unknown by Faux News.
The prototype for Skynet. It is more than a search engine, it’s a thinking search engine. And it is learning…
The Knowledge FREEway. The flashcards are useful, you can make your own, and there is one for Nadsat the unique vocabulary of A Clockwork Orange.
Great Lab Tech. Where else can you purchase your radioactive isotopes? Meteorites? Aerogel? Chemistry Experiments? Van deGraaff Generator? And they take PayPal!
Because there is No Vehicle more inherently Evil, than a Unicycle
Things you obsess about when you’re insane (It’s a ONE sided surface! A Zero-Volume Bottle!)
You’ve been trying to develop a formula to enslave minions? Start here.
Because baby terminators are so cute when they’re born. Fear for our future.
Plan for the future. No, really, this is where you plan for the future.
How could you go wrong with a name like “Metallium”? And really, where else are you going to get the Gallium and other exotic materials you need for your fusion reactor.
Where Bad Scientists get good ideas to turn into Bad Science. And change the world!
Brilliant, simply brilliant.
The Religious beating on you? Just because you acknowledge no so-called “Laws Against Nature”? This guy is like Kryptonite to them. AND, he Married Romana II.
More places for Bad-Science Scientists to get Good Ideas. Ok steal good ideas. No one OWNS Science!
Weird stuff, like a government garage sale. In Volume, and cheap (the shipping can kill you)
Not everyone kneels before the altar of Microsoft. Silly Europeans, what will Overlord Gates do with you?
When you want your Lair to run off the Grid, where are you going to get your power? The Bad-Science Scientist Promised Land
Just because your satanclaw works, doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be beautiful.
If Villainy had a philosophical basis, it would start here. Objectivism, and her works.
Where the so-called “Good-Science” Scientists congregate. Not ONE (probably) has a deathray.
Another good place for Bad-Science Scientists to get ideas.
Bravely uncovering the truth about the sinister clown plans to enslave humanity.
Disorder, or potential source of SuperVillain Superpowers?! More Candy Bars!
Maybe, when you wash out as a Superhero, you can leverage your talent in a not dissimilar field?
If you show up here, you’ve been lazy, or you’re untalented. Still, at least you’ll know where the Heroes will be…
Beautiful, consistent application of theme. You could do worse. Not a good source of office products if you have Bipolar Disorder.
Home of the Doomsday Clock. And aren’t they all breathing easier, now that The Football was wrested from Darth Cheney’s merciless claws.
Expensive drafting tables, that ship for a fortune. But don’t you want one?
The Edwardian Era was a period of Enlightenment, marked by the crushing burden of Class systems. Inspiration for managing your associates, and servants.
Ones schemes should have scope and touch on history. Research here.
More Bad-Science Scientist inspiration.
Even Bad-Science Scientists look down on this. Conspiracies abound. And you Might just be carrying bigfoot’s baby, and don’t know it.
Worlds Largest Robot Collection. See the style of others, before you unleash your metal horde.
Can’t help but admire a Master at his craft.
Bad-Science Science goes mainstream!
Keep from blowing up the Lab in your Lair, or surviving when you do
Lord Voldemort takes a moment from chewing scenery, and demonstrates successful techniques for recruiting minions.
One thought they had working Necronomicons.
Somewhere, there is a pepperball with your name on it. If not, you’re not working hard enough.
The best place to purchase Cenobite summoning devices. Still no success though.
Scientists whine about their miserable, worthless, lives toiling in obscurity. More than a few Bad-Science Scientists/SuperVillains have started here.

Cthulhu for President
Always a pleasure to watch a master demonstrate its craft.
It’s not what you think! It’s a costuming website for conventions. Can be useful for ideas, and subversion.
Another master at work in his chosen craft.
WhiteBlack. FauxNews. SuperHero
Put them on, and Good Beware. Take them off, and be stealthy
Because your Brain Harness needs Style.
Find others of our kind, and draw them to us, that our armies might shake the earth.
Find the nascent Villains waiting to be born in Evil.

Superhero Law
Laws superheroes should be aware of, and how it may punish them.

Your Bad-Science Science accredation awaits. Compare your fields of science madness with others.

Forestle
Internet Search Engine with the stated intention to save 0.1 square yard of rainforrest per search.
Useful items for your hideout, Lair, Secret Underground compound, Orbiting Death Star, or Volcano base

More to Add as found. Additions are welcome, and invited.

Last updated March 31st, 2010.


Unnecessary disclaimer because we're all Evil, but added for effect: Lord Malignance provides these links and resources for informational purposes only, and does not condone the use of this information, or any other information for the use of harming people. Please do vie to take over the world, but do it with Merciless, Crushing, Brilliance. If you can't do that, then go back to work on your plans, and keep trying.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Strategems

Greetings and Lamentations,

The year end draws near, and the time has come to think about plans for the coming year. One has been pondering our inevitable conquest of all our desires, and have come up with some notes for consideration;

1) Recruitment must become a primary objective: We will harvest much pretenders and frauds, and Minions with delustions of grandeur, but the process has the opportunity to reap some talent, and some refinable resources. We don't yet have critical mass, and one suspects this may now be holding us back.

2) My contribution to the Master Calamity Challenge;






One believes Master Calamity will concur as I say the winner of this years challenge has been Agent Beryllium. Well done madam, the gleeful Evil and sheer fun of your activities is an inspiration to us all.



3) Staff Pictures;

Ghost of Nixon (Currently Henchman #1)











One is advised he is working on glowing effects, and this is not some Southern California thing. He crouches most expertly.

Comrade Cocoa (the Henchdog)











Who does not yet have his Mao Hat, despite one's own efforts. When the hat appears, he has a Mao picture to stand with. He is very dilligent in his duties. Always crouches.

Graf Orlok (Bob the Minion)












Crouching in the Shadows, awaiting the commands of his Master, Lord Malignance. Or creeping around.


4) Blog Talk Radio: Ghost of Nixon suggests "Carpet Bombing" some topics on them to elicit on On-Air Flame War. A little passion could be a useful recruiting tool. The Pay-as-you-Go phone works well for this, and other purposes.

Creature Feature hosted by the Villainess Executrix

Meow and Friends hosted by the insufferable Apocalpyse Meow and Zetaman. They NEED to hear from Villains. They're so good it's depressing.

5) Haiku to my Arch Nemesis;
Shadow Intellect,
Mind of All SuperHeroes,
A Phantom Target

6) Even though the Baroness and the Women of Cobra did not call me, GI Joe, the Rise of Cobra is out on DVD: Ideas for Villains with lots of cash.

7) Forum Rainmakers: Following the example Agent Beryllium pioneered, one believes it may be possible to post in many different blogs and disseminate links to draw potential recruits to our doorstep.
8) Youtube Video Recruitment: Time to make the appeal to the Villains and the audience there, and bring them to us. This has been attempted, but can perhaps never be left unexploited. The audience is quite large.
9) One is making it a goal to try and bring in 3 new Minions to the ranks of the Evil: They might claim Villain status, but one hopes to have them start humble, and serve. It's a goal.

Keep up all the Evil Work, and may the power you weild, bring the world to its knees,
-Lord Malignance
Fueled on Halloween Candy Bar Craziness

Library of Evil

Library of Evil
Reference Point for Growing Resources


Supervillains and Philosophy
Identify your own yearning for Evil, or clarify our understanding of other calls to Evil.

Complete Publicity Plans
It's time to consider the business applications that may be employed in our enterprise. Publicity and a good Public Relations operation is a must.

The Big Idea
Donny Deutsch tries to elucidate on the Aha moment. Some call this Inspiration, others will embrace it as Madness

The Essential Writings of Machiavelli
Essential history, philosophy, and application of the Principles of Evil. Pragmatism IS Evil.

The 48 Laws of Power
Your tutorial on Ruthlessness. Your training is overdue.

The Art of Seduction
Guidance on how to enslave others to your will.

Dark Reign: Accept Change
Villain of the Moment: Norman Osborn. Proving that crazy isn't always a disability, it can be an asset.

The Best of Business Card Design 9
The book doesn't come out until March 2010, but the previous books have been insightful and useful. In many cases, your card is how people will remember you, or what you represent.

How to be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!
A playful book, not necessarily practical, but it has the potential to start your thinking along inspired directions.

The Villians Guide to Better Living
Also a playful book. If your lair is rundown, this could be your guide to its improvement.

The Private Investigators Handbook: The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Protect Yourself, Get Justice, or Get Even
Knowledge is power. Our will to apply it meaningfully, is why we are Villains

Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Nietzsche formulates his ideas of the Overman, and Nihilism, and more.

How to Rule the World: A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator
Rule the World. Get in Line.

How to Rule the World: Lessons in Conquest for the Modern Prince
Ruling the World. Always a good fall back plan.

Handbook for Rebels and Outlaws
This book is hardcore Evil.

The Complete Book of Villains
It's Dungeons & Dragons, but it is well rated on Amazon. Define or refine your villainy.

Be your Own Detective
10 years old, but also well rated on Amazon.

How to Open Locks With Improvised Tools: Practical, Non-Destructive Ways Of Getting Back Into Just About Everything When You Lose Your Keys
Longest title ever.

How to Be Invisible: The Essential Guide to Protecting Your Personal Privacy, Your Assets, and Your Life (Revised Edition)
Keep those Heroes off your back

People are Idiots, and I can prove it
Larry Winget tells you why you're a Loser, and you'll pay him to do it!

Geek House
Your Lair can always be augmented to serve you better.

How to Be, Do, or Have Anything
Creative Empowerment. Now Hug Yourself. Do it NOW!

Infinity in Your Pocket
Over 3,000 Theorums, Facts and Formulae

Visual Guide to Lock Picking
Always a useful skillset.

How to Build a Robot Army
Your Merciless Metal Horde has a blueprint.

RFID Toys
Cool Projects. Or Evil Tools?

Leadership Secrets of Atilla the Hun
Little Known Fact: Inventor of Casual Fridays

Q.E.D.
Beauty in Mathmatical Proof.

V for Vendetta
When we rule all, Guy Fawkes day will be an International Mandatory Holiday.

More than Human
Science Fiction Novel first published in 1953.

Tesla: Man out of Time
Mad Scientist, Brilliant Inventor, Supreme Scientist, all and more. Many good books on an amazing man.

Evil: an Investigation
A thoughtful examination on the Origin of Evil

DSM-IV-TR
A Book of Lies! Insanity is a Bad Thing? Charlatans!

Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius
Super Powers? Bah - who needs them when you have Gadgets!

51 High Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius
More Power for Villainy

Fuel Cell Projects for Evil Genius
Off the Grid Power, the Bad-Science Scientist way

Universe in Your Pocket
3,999 Essential Facts. Missed "You CAN live and prosper with no brain".

Yes Man
Burdened by self control, and need to loosen up?

Pulse
The Coming Age of Systems and Machines Inspired by Living Things

The Singularity is Near
When Humans Transcend Biology

Physics of the Impossible
A Scientific Exploration into the world of Phasers, Force Fields, Teleportation, and Time Travel.

Politics Among Nations
THE difinitive guide to diplomacy between nations and international organizations.

Principles of Genetics
Begin here to develop the skills necessary to breed an unstopple horde of mutants.

Snakes in Suits: When Psychopaths Go to Work
Research material in determining the genesis of the next step in human evolution: Homo Sapiens Malignus.

How to Defeat your own Clone
And other tips for surviving the Biotech Revolution
Your clone will naturally want to usurp your position and take over your life. Get the jump on it now, before its able to succeed!

The Sociopath Next Door
As many as 4% of the population are conscienceless sociopaths who have no empathy or affectionate feelings for others. Born to Rule?

More to come. Your contributions are welcome and invited.

Last updated May 1st, 2010