Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance, and you WILL crouch before me now!
Nixon and Bob are both out of the Lair, and after minor inspections and massive cleanings, the Lair is back in shape, and Comrade Cocoa is calming down once more. One will be departing to fulfill ones duties to the Accounting, and will be away for some small amount of time. You Ninjas! One will be watching you, so no sneaky business.
During this time, one will be gearing up for Greater Evil, and invites your input and feedback on a scheme one would like to put forward and begin to deploy on one's return.
One hates to shill for goodness, but to be honest, they need all the help they can get. Two noteworthy activities by heroes; Zetaman needs to burn calories, Civitron does not.
While one is absent, who will fill the void one leaves behind? Master Calamity, Exit Nero and Black Sun - Villains among Villains, Poop Knife the Evil Wunderkind, Crimson Nematode - Legendary Barbarian of Refinement and Culture, or someone new? Who will step out of the great shadow, and rise to lead with Agent Beryllium, and the Potentate?
Battling Old Man Winter for Evil,
-Lord Malignance
(Will be returning shortly)
Whoah, whoah... Don't look at ME to lead this crazy thing! I'm just here to nudge things along in the right way!
ReplyDeleteHave a good vacation Ma'Lord!
ReplyDeleteCome on Agent B, all he is asking you to do is watch Comrade Cocoa for a few weeks.
I think Agent B has done a good job of staying up on posting and keeping our group moving forward, even after some nasty attacks aimed at herself. And defusing that one bomb too, that was cool too.
ReplyDeleteY'all come back now, ya hear?
ReplyDeleteGod, I love saying that. We all look forward to your safe and evil return!
-Grodd
Come back soon Lord Malignance! We don't want to be ruled by anyone but you. YOU are the most evil of all.
ReplyDeleteLord Malignance,
ReplyDeletePlease hurry back - let us know what evil you are up to. It must be incredible, I'm sure.
-Mac
Checking in Boss - I made it, mmm home. I AM listening to Creature Features - so count that punishment as paid. Krampus talks about Agent B on the, mmm 6 March show at 0844pst (in the Yorba Lindaa!)
ReplyDelete-Ghost of Nixon,
Henchman and Servant to my Lord Malignance
When I get a chance, mmm I'm going to try and write about Enablers, qualities of Alcoholics, and the return of the White Skull.
Wow! Really?
ReplyDelete*goes a-looking for the show in question*
...
GAAAAAAAAAACK!
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. :(
Ah knowing old Krampie he is just playing for ratings and hoping like hell you will call in to Creature Feature.
ReplyDeleteCan't stand to listen to his voice that long. And that show is so STUPID. Uuuuugh.
ReplyDeleteBe safe Lord Malignance! Come back to us soon. I need you. We need you,and the world needs you now more than ever.
ReplyDeleteI'll be dreaming about you till then,
-Gina
What?! You know he's, mmm insane right?
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
-Ghost of Nixon
Henchman and Servant to my Lord Malignance
I come out of retirement to find you on vacation?! This will not stand, old friend. If you don't make your presence known to the world again soon, I'll be quite disappointed. How am I to take over the world without a trusted confidant?
ReplyDeleteLord Malignance
ReplyDeleteYou are the one true way. I've been waiting for you on the forum for all these many months and in all this time I've been following you and learning the wisdom you impart. We are unworthy vessels of The Message of your coming but if you wish it to be so it shall be.
Brick Xemu
Hurry back Lord Malignance. It's gotten pretty quiet without you bewildering people with your zany craziness.
ReplyDeleteDo you miss Dubya yet?
ReplyDeleteMalignance you Suuuck!
Thunderspawn
The NeoCon Hero
Thunderspawn,
ReplyDeleteyeah, mmm how'd that last election go for you? Pretty wild success, since that roustabout Nader didn't, mmm carry the NeoCon water and larry the democrats.
Let me guess: You're one of those gun/tea baggers, right?
-Ghost of Nixon
Boss,
ReplyDeletePoop Knife called the Kramptard on his jackassery at, mmm about 0840PST on the Grodd Blogtalk show. If you get a chance, mmm check it out. It's classy.
Ghost of Nixon
Henchman and Servant to my Lord Malignance
Ghost of Nixon,
ReplyDeleteOne was listening last evening. Stop telling people I am insane, instead say only that one is "gifted". Durango all day today. Feeling burned out.
-LM
(From one's mobile)