Malignance:
Madman.
Tyrant.
MetaVillain.
Dire Ruler of the Mighty Colorado Holdfast, pursuing the unknown in the Malignanceship, an impossible ship of his Will and Imagination.
And then - Tragedy. Hurled into the unfathomable deep reaches of outer space.
Lost
Sunday, January 17, 2010
The Winner(s) of the First Annual Lord Malignance Holiday Challenge
Lord Malignance knows nothing of this "sarcasm" that you speak of. There are two interesting things one noticies when on film; 1) Though the helmet does not limit hearing, the act of wearing it causes a natural inclination to yell. Either that, or you know, /insane. 2) Where is that grunting coming from?! One does not grunt normally, but put in front of a camera it manifests! One supposes the henchmen will tell me that one is always grunting (if they dared). Thank you for the post, and congratulations. If it had not been an Evil poll, you would have won. Keep up the Evil work (and 18!), -Lord Malignance
That was wonderful, Lord Malignance. If you would like, I can bring the patented Tiny Terror Terror Machine to function and provide Bob with a few sleepless nights to compensate for nearly electrocuting you.
It won't kill him, but he will wish that it did.
Congratulations, also, to Exit Nero and Black Sun. Your cheating proved fruitful and you've rightly obtained victory in this regard.
To say there was any cheating is far to rash and bias a term. Who's to say there is no collective out there, all those speaking for a singular thought. An Individual 100 if you will.
One would absolutely ask your to discipline Bob, as only you can, however one holds this responsibility as ones own. Oh, he has been CROUCHING, of this you may be assured.
Black Sun,
But of course, the Villainous denial of culpability is gracefully employed, and accepted with the same conviction. It was an excellent activity, and well played by all. Your (and Exit Neros) entry won, and with Villainous style - certainly a lesson to us all. Now to develop from this: One proposes a Black Sun/Exit Nero Holiday Challenge, and suggests November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day). What will you ask of the community, and what rules will you set? There is time to apply your Evil minds to crafting something truly inspiring.
Congratulations again, and may your plots be inspiring, -Lord Malignance
To restate what my associate had said... We did not cheat, it was merely the result of a populace in need of change. We might accept your challenge to create the next challenge. -NERO
One hopes you do, in whatever malevolent form you choose. We have a pool of above average resources to pull from. How can this resource be applied to whatever goal(s) we might wish?
My dear boy, it warms my heart to see you continue your work. Even this Krampus can appreciate your skill. Don't be naughty now, or I'll be back, Krampus Fabio
It runs on self-tanner and hairspray? AWESOME. :B
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for keeping your voice (semi) natural. All these twits with their deep echo-y voice filters? Can't stand 'em. Makes me wanna kick puppies.
Beryllium,
ReplyDeleteLord Malignance knows nothing of this "sarcasm" that you speak of. There are two interesting things one noticies when on film; 1) Though the helmet does not limit hearing, the act of wearing it causes a natural inclination to yell. Either that, or you know, /insane. 2) Where is that grunting coming from?! One does not grunt normally, but put in front of a camera it manifests! One supposes the henchmen will tell me that one is always grunting (if they dared).
Thank you for the post, and congratulations. If it had not been an Evil poll, you would have won. Keep up the Evil work (and 18!),
-Lord Malignance
That was wonderful, Lord Malignance. If you would like, I can bring the patented Tiny Terror Terror Machine to function and provide Bob with a few sleepless nights to compensate for nearly electrocuting you.
ReplyDeleteIt won't kill him, but he will wish that it did.
Congratulations, also, to Exit Nero and Black Sun. Your cheating proved fruitful and you've rightly obtained victory in this regard.
To say there was any cheating is far to rash and bias a term. Who's to say there is no collective out there, all those speaking for a singular thought. An Individual 100 if you will.
ReplyDeleteTiny Terror,
ReplyDeleteOne would absolutely ask your to discipline Bob, as only you can, however one holds this responsibility as ones own. Oh, he has been CROUCHING, of this you may be assured.
Black Sun,
But of course, the Villainous denial of culpability is gracefully employed, and accepted with the same conviction. It was an excellent activity, and well played by all. Your (and Exit Neros) entry won, and with Villainous style - certainly a lesson to us all. Now to develop from this: One proposes a Black Sun/Exit Nero Holiday Challenge, and suggests November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day). What will you ask of the community, and what rules will you set? There is time to apply your Evil minds to crafting something truly inspiring.
Congratulations again, and may your plots be inspiring,
-Lord Malignance
To restate what my associate had said... We did not cheat, it was merely the result of a populace in need of change. We might accept your challenge to create the next challenge.
ReplyDelete-NERO
Exit Nero,
ReplyDeleteOne hopes you do, in whatever malevolent form you choose. We have a pool of above average resources to pull from. How can this resource be applied to whatever goal(s) we might wish?
Congratuations again,
-Lord Malignance
My dear boy,
ReplyDeleteit warms my heart to see you continue your work. Even this Krampus can appreciate your skill. Don't be naughty now, or I'll be back,
Krampus Fabio