Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Jotunheim


Greetings and Lamentations,

Jotunheim (Jötunheimr), the Land of the Giants, was one of the nine worlds in Norse mythology, and in this world, the Frost Giants (Jotuns) ruled. From their frozen world, they plotted and planned the end and ruination of the Aesir who in their golden city of Asgard stood above all the other nine worlds, connected by Yggdrasil, the world tree. Sons and daughters of Ymir the first being, these giants often had many heads and swore to destroy Asgard and all the gods within.

Asgard was not with out its own defenses however. First and formost Heimdall, who could see for miles, guarded Bifrost the rainbow bridge, and would sound the Gjallerhorn should the giants approach (and they did frequently). Should a Frost Giant attempt to traverse Bifrost from Jotenheim to Asgard, the red in the rainbow bridge would burn their feet. Some giants would brave the pain however, and should they approach further, they would encounter Thor, the god of thunder and storms.

Thor was a little crazy when it came to giant killing. He would kill them for approaching Asgard, in its defense. He would also travel the Nine Worlds, and upon encountering giants, would often slay them forthright. Merciful he was not, for in his hand he carried Mjolnir “the crusher” an enchanted hammer that when thrown would seldom miss, could destroy mountain tops with its power, and would through one of its enchantments always return to Thor’s hand. So fast was this done, that Thor wore an enchanted glove lest his hand be burned by Mjolnirs speedy return. He was a physically powerful god, and to make matters worse for the Frost Giants, Thor also wore an enchanted belt that doubled his mighty power. His last most troubling attribute was that Thor went out looking for trouble, and had a berserker mentality about battle. When it was Frost Giant killing time, Thor was consumed by battle frenzy, and would slay everything before him. This worked to Thor’s advantage, for as terrible as his wrath was, the legend of his battle slaughter spread all the way to the frosty lands of Jotenheim.

Finally, at Ragnarok, the “Twilight of the Gods”, the Frost Giants were so diminished in numbers, that when the great battle against Asgard for the fate of the Nine Worlds was done, no Frost Giants remained.

As this is an Evil Blog, you my cherished few readers will understand on which side of mythology ones support falls. The Frost Giants were a mighty enemy to withstand, for even as Thor slew them, sometimes by the dozens, there were always more Frost Giants in Jotenheim. The loss of a Giant was a setback to be sure, but the threat to Asgard remained, as long as new Frost Giants stepped forward.

And this brings us to the news of the day. It appears that Evil has lost another Giant. To be sure we have lost others, the White Skull being one that comes readily to mind. What qualities denote a Giant of Evil? Giants of Evil are those that get things done, and inspire others to do great things. If your blog posts generate dozens of comments consistently, you are a Giant. Your words hold sway over the passions and imaginations of your readers. The Giant one speaks of today, is Tiny Terror, who may have left us recently. It would appear that far from the machinations of Evil, he may have become frustrated with the battles between the forces of good within the confines of his blog. While it certainly is expected that Villainy will lose Villains (for it is within our nature to seek to sabotage the success of competitors), the loss of Giants hurt us all.

Tiny Terror, if you are still out there, and have no inclination to not return, than one requests that at the time of your choosing, that you do. Of course as a Villain, you alone know what best serves your needs, and one would not presume to request of you, or employ insincere enticements. May all your work be inspired and leave the crushed spirits of heroes in the wake of your passing.

So my Evil associates, the struggle continues, and we each must ask ourselves, how can we do more? How can we aspire to fill the boots of the Giants who bestrode the Earth before us? Blogs aren’t the only tool we may employ, but Ideas – ideas are the weapons of Evil that shall bring the Heroes low.


If you are truly gone Tiny Terror (from the Blogs of Evil only perhaps), you will be missed, and leave with the respect of your villainous peers.

-Lord Malignance

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Celebrating Blog Post Number Fifty

Greetings and Lamentations to you, you cherished few of impeccable Evil,

It was just August 1st, 2009 when one posted his first blog posting, though one had been commenting and following the exploits of ROACH, the Potentate, and the wiley White Skull for weeks before. Since then, FIFTY posts have come and gone, and most have slipped quietly beneath the surface into obscurity. Have they been flawless pieces of art? No, no they have not, and for ones failures, you have my sincere apologies. That said however, the joy of work is in the doing, and not in the recriminations. The new year is here, with new puzzles to solve, new schemes to exploit, new heroes to challenge, and new ways to bend the world to our wills.

First, let us savor the Victory for the List of those Most Unworthy Heroes found on the right hand side of this very blog, and the first Hero to feel the stinging shame of being so noticed. As one must, when confronted with such a gleefully evil creation, he has gracefully chosen to retire, his name to soon enough leave “The Rankings: Heroes/THE BAD” list.
Eclipse

Most Evil Greetings to a well respected Master of Evil, please join one in welcoming the Nefarious Computer King. Please also join one in welcoming a new up and coming name in the world of Villainy; Poop Knife. Your names have been added to the Hall of Evil, so that all may fear your coming.

His Mighty Smokiness, the Potentate, has challenged Villainy to collaborate in changing the world. Villains looking to intimidate others, curry favor with others, and shame still others can find an opportunity here.

A most Malevolent thank you to Twisted Genius, for the Evil Courtesy and Plug for the Library of Evil “the Well Read Scoundrel”. Requests for additions are welcome, and encouraged.

Comrade Cocoa gains an ArchNemesis;
The Minuteman. The Maoist Mongrel is plotting your downfall Minuteman! (it may involve poop).

Zeta Challenge. That Charity MACHINE Zetaman has a walk for charity coming up. If anyone would like to concoct a scheme to sponsor him, and challenge the heroes to meet or beat our contribution, you are invited to please post. His walk is scheduled for April, and we have time yet to plot.

The Year of the Superhero announced and the Followers of R.O.A.C.H. swell to Forty-Four!

Feel the Earth tremble as the ranks of Heroes shudder: The Return of the Scarlet Fool.

Aluminum Chef, and Fatal Phyllo continue to develop Evil in the Kitchen with the Destructive Kitchen. Please stop by and enjoy Evil prepared to taste.

Tiny Terror Charts the Unknown Realms of Fear in the Phobia Journal. 40 Comments on one Post?! He must be challenging some preconceptions.

Stand by (or Crouch!) for the Revelation of the Winner of the First Annual Lord Malignance Holiday Challenge, being posted very soon.

May all your Evil Dreams come to Malevolent Fruition,
-Lord Malignance
(100 is just over the next horizon)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Updates, Questions and Elusive Answers...

Greetings,

A most Evil week into the New Year, and we see the continued momentum building as Villainy grows and transforms the world as we know it. When you pause and think about the positive developments that have been achieved, and what lies ahead as we continue to reap the rewards of our successes, one believes you will savor the moment as fully as one does. Forty-one viewers at the Roach Blog, New Villains appearing as the Armies of Darkness swell, and great battles and forward development appearing everywhere. Truly, what is being built by our efforts has the potential to be remarkable. Lord Malignance is pleased, for these reasons, and for what has been a very profitable week.
One proposes a thought for your consideration. The Unholy Trinity of our Movement. Villain Avatars to suit the three strengths of our vocation. Craziness, Humor, and Rebellion. Call them what you will, but the essential qualities to do what has never been done before, is represented here.

Catching up on Business;

Tiny Terror's blog is hot right now, as Heroes and Villains, and more Heroes clash. Please do stop by, enjoy the thoughtful blog, and introduce yourself to the Master of Fear.

The Original Villains - Movies that are by turns so Bad, they're good. Plots! Costumes! Writing! If only Lord Malignance had such discriminating standards!

Star Trek Online. Lord Malignance will conquer OuterSpace !!!

Remember the Super Friends? Didn't you eventually, really root for the Legion of Doom? No one escapes parody! (By the way - Black Manta - if you're looking for work - call me).

There are few things worse than having a communist henchdog strung out on sandwich meat. We're all pulling for you Comrade Cocoa. Get back on the Dog Food wagon soon!

$500 to reregister the Malignomobile? Curse you City Hall! The Pecking Order of Evil persecutes the hard working Villain trying to make a sinister living.

The Aluminum Chef has a blog! On his behalf, one invites you to please stop by and encourage his Culinary Malevolence.

Book Reference that may not be Evil, but is a great find. If you like Indian Food, (and who doesn't like Curry?), one recomends "50 Great Curries of India". No, one cannot cook, but who can resist Curry?!

Finally, as systems develop and evolve, we see complexity and patterns develop. This devolopment in Villainy demonstrates itself in the questioning of purpose. What can Villains do? We seek to find the answer to that question, and have not yet found the answers desired. Perhaps better answers can be found by asking better questions. If this is so, then what would be the better question, the evolution of "What can Villains do?" What can't Villains do!

May your week be as delightfully Evil as ones own has been,
-Lord Malignance

Saturday, January 2, 2010

The New Year Begins...

Greetings and Lamentations,

The New Year is upon us now, and Evil continues to progress splendidly. At this time, it is an opportunity to reflect on the past year, and envision a more Evil tomorrow. These last few months have had some setbacks to be sure, but also great victories to savor. Comrades have fallen even as new Villains have stepped forward, yet the quality of our efforts continue to excel and to improve.
“Where shall Evil go to next?
“How can we exceed these blogs, and spread Evil further?”.

Catching up on Business, and some new Links to share;

Lord Malignance Holiday Challenge (13 days remain, with the Chaos Faction in the Spectrum of Evil in a clear and decisive lead)

Motivational Posters for Supervillains.

Supervillain causing Earthquakes? Dr. Overkill, is that you?

Supervillain Comic

Supervillain clothes and accessories

The Supervillain Sense of Humor

Coming soon: Fear Inducing Flash Games

Another Evil Group (They hate the RLSH, and sell T-Shirts too!): the World Super Villain Network

Possibly funny

Lord Malignance thought there was competition in Colorado, and moved to ensure that there were no other Evil Organizations to share the state with. Read about Dark Guardian and the Black Circle

A quote to warm the dark shriveled up hearts of Evil;
"Public safety officials, citing both physical safety and civil liberties concerns, have said they would prefer if amateur avengers left the work to professionals. That night in Washington Square Park, Dark Guardian succeeded in convincing the alleged dealer to leave without violence. The departure, however, didn’t come without a few threats and a hurried 911 call from the superhero".

Coming up on Post #50, and following the examples of ones own betters, a blog of something special should be concocted.

One never should have had that last Malignarita,
-Lord Malignance
(Yelling at Minions, and Ranting at your ArchNemesis with a Hangover is torture.)