Evil Schemes

Listing of Evil Schemes

Cleave, Liquidate, and Enslave
October 2009
Cleave: To identify what constitutes heroic behavior and to separate those heroes who (for the most part) aspire to be this ideal, and those who do not. First, by identifying with a list those most unworthy of Heroes.Liquidate: To examine, and bring to light these failed heroes most egregious of transgressions, to mock to humiliate, to seek to destroy their fragile concept of self image. Where they can be cajoled to mend their Orcish ways, they will be encouraged to do so. Where they will not, then to cast further light on their activities.Enslave: To move the Real Life Super Heroes away from violence and psychosis, and towards community service, charity, neighborhood watch programs, leadership and community preparedness. In short the heroic ideal that others may aspire to and choose to emulate in the coming generation.

The Engine of Malignance
September 1st, 2009
We understand the dynamic as set forth; Opposing forces, different sides of the chessboard. The function is as ancient as humanity, and finds itself demonstrated in many fields of science. It is the property of balance. As the Archetypes of Heroes and Villains, we understand that where the Heroes triumph, we lose, and where we succeed, they must suffer. Is this applying of the dynamic the only one that can be used? It certainly is the simplest, but are there not other dynamics that allow the conflict, with a positive outcome? A win/win result where the necessary conflict provides the fuel of passion, but the result is one with a benefit to both sides and society at large. The Engine of Malignance.


The Reign of Malignance
November 12th, 2009
The scheme is deceptively simple: Beat the Heroes at their own game. Find some charity, or good deed, do the work, and do it with Evil efficiency and Elan, and then ride that publicity pony on every website, and blog, and newspaper available. Think of the Penguin from Batman 2, and his sweet, seductive manipulation of Gotham's gullible media.


The Instrument of Evil: Codename "Cello"
February 12, 2010
Deployed: To Be Announced
Pondering what horror my Evil might unleash on an unsuspecting world, and on the seeming failure (at present) of the Evil Scheme “The Engine of Malignance”, one crafted the scheme “The Reign of Malignance”. The idea of this latter plan being described as “The scheme is deceptively simple: Beat the Heroes at their own game. Find some charity, or good deed, do the work, and do it with Evil efficiency and Elan, and then ride that publicity pony on every website, and blog, and newspaper available. Think of the Penguin from Batman 2, and his sweet, seductive manipulation of Gotham's gullible media.”As you will learn, Lord Malignance is a scheme recycler, and keeps this plan running in the background of other operations.Recently, the Potentate pondering the Zeitgeist of this new Word of Hope and Change, crafted his Plan to bring about the eventual destruction of Super Heroes. His diabolical plan being described as “The good people at Pepsi have begun a campaign where they are issuing millions of dollars in grants to people who have good ideas to help the world. I think ROACH should try and share in that piece of the pie. I think this is a chance for us to break out and show the world what a power we could be.”Combining these two plans would seem to be feasible. Oh, there will be conniving schemes to overthrow someone on the project somewhere – it is in the nature of Villains to seek to sabotage the success of others, and claim all power, resources, and glory for themselves, but the overreaching objective should still be attainable.

Googlebomb
April 10th, 2010
Wouldn't you like to know?


The Malignobot
March 22nd, 2010
Deployed to Enslave Mankind: To Be Announced
To Be Announced

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