Friday, April 2, 2010

Holiday Chocolate Overload

Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance and you WILL crouch before me now! (Villains excepted, of course)

First off, to the piteous fools of heroedom who were pleading for one to come and rule your puny organizations with the merciless peril of my inescapable will: April Fools! You will have to come to terms with your disappointment. Side benefit for me: Your tears are delicious.

The Malvado Blog Talk Radio Show continues to develop and improve. This last week, the superhero Captain Black joined the conversation, as did Harbinger. Plotting, scheming, and Sinister Goings On as well as noble hopes were discussed and a thought provoking conversation ensued. What can Villains do in the struggle against the hapless heroes? A struggle where no harm is fostered to any, but challenge and pride become motivators for fun and worthy opportunities. If you have a chance, please do listen in, and dial in if you wish to, to the Malvado Sound Vandal Blogtalk Radio show on Wednesday Nights, at 2100MST. Be a participant in the development of Evil as a tool to forward our malevolent designs. More on this soon.

Instrument of Evil: Still working on the submission to the Pepsi Refresh Project for the sinister plan. The application process wants more than fill in the blank details - it wants inspiring thumbnail reads, and this is taking some time to craft to sufficiency. Racing to meet the deadline (two weeks hence) but also to get the spots before they're all taken.

A delightful and most suprising find in the world of Villainy recently. A web talent far greater than one's own, and a clear vision of a more Evil tomorrow. Please do visit, the Overlord, and be on your best most Evil behavior. Thanks to Agent Beryllium, for finding this treasure.

Poop Knife has applied his mighty intellect to the nature of the blight of heroes, and has made a shocking, yet all too obvious discovery. If you believe your mind can handle A TRUTH beyond the ability of lesser minds, please brace yourself, channel your chi into your chakras, and venture here.

The Paragon of Perilous Perfidy, the Master of Style and Intrigue, the Crimson Nematode is back in Fine Form, and delighting all with his unassailable wordcraft. What devilry will the Master of Terror, Inc unleash next?!



Please take a moment for a fictional collegue, portrayed most memorably by the late, and Still great, Frank Gorshin, a remembrance of his birthday on April 5th.

After continuously beating the heroes (as is also true in real life), Villainy in the CBS Reality Show "Survivor" may be poised to crush the heroes like insects. Our collegue Russell Hantz "the Buddha of Villainy" has made many decisive moves to demonstrate his ruthless intelligence, additionally demonstrating his Villain size ego, and masterfully has been running one scheme or another throughout the series. Villains can relate so easily to these hallmarks of our vocation.

Best wishes for a happy Easter, Passover, Pagan celebration of the Spring Equinox,

-Lord Malignance
Bring me more Chocolate Easter Bunnies, that one may devour their cute heads!!!

5 comments:

  1. Overlord. Hot. Extremely.

    Anywhoo, looking forward to seeing the campaign, good sir! Best of luck and if you find any ways of cheating the Pepsi polls that would most certainly be a most villainous tool-of-trades.

    -Malvado SV

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  2. The Pepsi deadline was like 2 or 3 nights ago.

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  3. I think the submission period is from April 1st through the 15th?
    -Mac

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  4. Thanks for the shout out sir, and Your constant efforts to unite Villains scattered about the web.

    I need to catch Malvado's radio show.

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  5. Overlord,

    Please do, and contribute your insight and understanding of Villainy as you choose to, where you may. Villainy is taking off, and we need all the pilots we can find.

    -Lord Malignance

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