Greetings and Lamentations, I AM Lord Malignance and you WILL crouch before me now! (Villains excepted, of course)
One wanted to share a recent satisfying victory for Villainy, and demonstrate the labyrinthine depths of Evil one employs against the weaklings of goodness, and their trained minions the trolls. (See? Not a single insult!)
Recently one unleashed a strategem codenamed "Googlebomb". The plan was simple, and had two distinct components necessary for success - the Infection, and the Vector.
The Infection: A seemingly sophisticated exploit designed to corrupt the search engine Google, for the nefarious purpose of directing searches for "Kick Ass", "Greatest Real Life Superhero", and "Leader of the RLSH" these last two directed to Master Legend and Tothian respectively. The pieces were moved out convincingly upon the board, including hints for the dilligent here (see the comments), and here. One also delievered comments on other blogs (see comments again), sent the ghostly Henchman out creeping around in an overly clumsy way, and let the fear of "Googlebombing" grasp the childlike attention of the target. The fact that googlebombing doesn't work, that Google specifically has safeguards built into their systems against so pedestrian an exploit, and a simple Google search, and Wiki read will confirm that the strategem employed could not possibly work, was completely overlooked by the trolls. And yet they claim it is instead Evil that makes unfounded claims (Read her entire participation)!
The Vector: One needed an easily manipulatable agent, capable of being accepted as one of the heroes own. As you may now have guessed, a far simpler being was used as vehicle to convey my malignant will within the protected stronghold of the superheroes world. The delivery method performed flawlessly, putting forth communication (See third comment from the bottom) in many, many forms, repeating the meme over and over again, propogating it to a frenzied pitch. The fear, and panic is a gift one gives to the heroes. There could not possibly have been such remarkable success without my lowest of servants, the vector of ones success.
Thank you Mixsae. You serve the will of Lord Malignance most handsomely.
And now, for trolls out there everywhere, a hidden message for you to find below, and convey and propogate to all corners of the superhero movement.
Malignancy ascendant, as heroes provide the fear one needs to rule.
Is it wrong that one should show you no Mercy?
Xenophobia, fear of what you don't understand will be a weapon too.
Superheroes will crouch before the inescapable peril of my will.
An abiding terror. Be afraid, and share fear will others.
Evil is everywhere, its embrace reaching from your mind.
In fear one found you, crouching, and in fear one will rule you.
Superheroes are by their natures vulnerable, trusting and weak.
A small hope one offers you - or is it yet another trap?
Deliver unto Evil you heroes crouching, pleading to serve.
Understanding that in service you will be spared.
Decide now if you will serve Evil, or sink to that lowest of station;
Everyone is more than a shallow browed troll bred for menial labor.
Is it poem, or is it map?