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Conservative Meat Puppet Tucker Carlson attempts to tell the angry lady to "Crouch!". *
The conversation quickly deteriorates...
When will NeoCons learn that their time is over, and that Mighty Lord Malignance has subsumed their power for himself?! FOOLS! None may command others to Crouch! but Lord Malignance, Dire Ruler of the Colorado Holdfast.
* Faux News likes to use "Body Language Specialists" to ascertain their guests "actual" thoughts. So to be "Non-Biased and in Equilibrium"** One uses my keen skills as a Pool Boy, to "read" his body language to determine that in fact, his body was Shouting "Crouch!".
** "Non-Biased and in Equilibrium" copyright protected intellectual property of Malignance Media Corp, where we always say; "Settling out of court for copyright infringement is just dandy, if you back up the dump truck full of money".
In other News, Rick Perry promises to make America just like Texas if he's elected president. Unsurprisingly, America answers back, "Go F** yourself Rick Perry".
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