Saturday, April 30, 2011

In the Event of an Outbreak of Zombies...

In the unlikely Event of a Zombie Outbreak (unless someone on a space station that shall remain nameless, actually does perfect Zombie Gas), you should know who your best people to turn to will be.


And it Won't be Lord Malignance.

Courtesies of Agent Beryllium, Overlord, and the Doctor Austin of Zombie Science 1Z

Take your own test, and see how well you do. Are you better or Worse than the forces of Villainy?
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3 comments:

  1. Agent WraithApril 30, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    For all my talk and bravado against the Zombie Horde, my results are not spectacular.
    The answers were limiting.

    In terms of the ZA (and a great many OTHER things), I subscribe to the 'Shoot-First-Shoot-Some-More-Set-It-On-Fire-And-Kill-It-Alot' Method. Perhaps that will buy the few minutes xombi-geniuses like Beryllium and Overlord require to institute some sort of cure/eradication measure.
    I'd be glad to help.
    Even if it means being a momentary distraction so villainy can survive.

    Like bears, you don't have to outrun the zombies.. just faster than a doughy ghost with a gun.

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  2. Smeagol92055April 30, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Hey, I'm working as fast as I can! You could ask The Potentate to send up a fresh batch of test subjects every now and then! The minions aren't exactly thrilled to be experimented on, and they're getting better at hiding in the air ducts.

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  3. Lord MalignanceApril 30, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    Agent Wraith and White Skull,

    You know how in the movies there's always one guy, who is always saying stuff like "Maybe we can reason with the zombies"? That's the guy who is ALWAYS killed first. That would probably be me.

    White Skull,
    A long handled broom will get them out of all their hiding places.

    -Lord Malignance

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