Greetings,
One has a disagreement going on with yet another Villainess. You'd have thought One would have learned (!), but no. If you know anything about heroes and Villains, you know that anyone can battle heroes - they're easy, and will run away to their kind when confronted with any kind of ability at all. Not so with Villains. With Villains, you get the best of what they are capable of - no mercy, for mercy is for the weak. No, with Villains, you are challenged - you may even feel alive, and desperate, elated, frustrated and happy, and challenged to be and do the best work you have ever done.
And this is the case now. Lord Malignance, pitiless Ruler of the Colorado Holdfast, has engaged the Overlord in a challenge - a challenge One might not win!
"How can this be?!" you cry, for it is true - None dare stand before the might of most feared Lord Malignance, and all who are challenged are made humble. But she IS a relentless and determined challenger, who might just prevail, despite the Will and Resources of Lord Malignance.
"How can we help, Lord Malignance?!" you must be screaming now. And here is my scheme; We need to distract Overlord. Or jump in the challenge if you think you can - contact her on her blog for further details. Advise her to wear terrible shoes, or drink awful sports drinks. Convince her to eat terrible things which will cause gastric distress before she walks each day. Something - anything, for she will certainly defeat me otherwise.
Most of you are in dread fear of me, and this is wise. Some of you are friends, while some of you would enjoy seeing One fall to ignoble defeat. Whichever it is, here is your chance to see this challenge to it's bitter hard fought end. By May 30th, One of us (lord malignance) will know Victory, and the other (overlord), the truth.
One has purchased an aerodynamic windbreaker. Cheetah shoes from the Treesong-hippie running place. Sports Drinks, awful endurance bars, Band aids, Pain killers, and every other conceivable technological advantage One can procure. And yet she seems indefatigable - an unstoppable force of nature.
Who will be the Champion - of the World?
(Queue Queen Ballad Here)
-Lord Malignance
(knees are turning to powder)
One has a disagreement going on with yet another Villainess. You'd have thought One would have learned (!), but no. If you know anything about heroes and Villains, you know that anyone can battle heroes - they're easy, and will run away to their kind when confronted with any kind of ability at all. Not so with Villains. With Villains, you get the best of what they are capable of - no mercy, for mercy is for the weak. No, with Villains, you are challenged - you may even feel alive, and desperate, elated, frustrated and happy, and challenged to be and do the best work you have ever done.
And this is the case now. Lord Malignance, pitiless Ruler of the Colorado Holdfast, has engaged the Overlord in a challenge - a challenge One might not win!
"How can this be?!" you cry, for it is true - None dare stand before the might of most feared Lord Malignance, and all who are challenged are made humble. But she IS a relentless and determined challenger, who might just prevail, despite the Will and Resources of Lord Malignance.
"How can we help, Lord Malignance?!" you must be screaming now. And here is my scheme; We need to distract Overlord. Or jump in the challenge if you think you can - contact her on her blog for further details. Advise her to wear terrible shoes, or drink awful sports drinks. Convince her to eat terrible things which will cause gastric distress before she walks each day. Something - anything, for she will certainly defeat me otherwise.
Most of you are in dread fear of me, and this is wise. Some of you are friends, while some of you would enjoy seeing One fall to ignoble defeat. Whichever it is, here is your chance to see this challenge to it's bitter hard fought end. By May 30th, One of us (lord malignance) will know Victory, and the other (overlord), the truth.
One has purchased an aerodynamic windbreaker. Cheetah shoes from the Treesong-hippie running place. Sports Drinks, awful endurance bars, Band aids, Pain killers, and every other conceivable technological advantage One can procure. And yet she seems indefatigable - an unstoppable force of nature.
Who will be the Champion - of the World?
(Queue Queen Ballad Here)
-Lord Malignance
(knees are turning to powder)
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