Saturday, May 28, 2011

Washington Finds Its ZetaReplacement

The Deadpool Of Wenatachee, Washington


Submitted by Rich Johnston on May 28, 2011 – 9:00 am


Some Real Life Super Heroes spend a lot of time constructing their superherois identity, making it as distinct as possible with a name and attitude that suits their own specific view of life. And others… well, just take an existing trademark. Like Deadpool of Wenatchee, Washington. Putting up flyers around the town (above) explaining what he’s about and offering his services by e-mail. Wenatchee’s The World emailed him and discovered an anonymous dogooder, to whom not everything goes to plan;

“I tried to help a woman out of the rain the other day and she didn’t really want to take my umbrella,” he said. “I think she was kind of intimidated.” But this Deadpool is not going too far out of his way. “Should I witness a crime in progress or one that just occurred, I will do my civil duty by calling the police and placing the criminal under citizen’s arrest until the police have arrived. I only mean to help the community, not to stir up more trouble than I seek to relieve. The police have enough trouble without a superhero taking the law into his own hands.”


Photo by Don Seabrook

Shameless Screen Grab Courtesy of Bleeding Cool

And reposted and enhanced on IO9

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A real-life Deadpool is patrolling a small city in Washington state


Real superheroes usually create their own crime-fighting monikers, but one freelance do-gooder in Wenatchee, Washington (a.k.a. "The Apple Capital of the World") has assumed the mantle of Marvel Comics' "Merc With A Mouth," the deranged assassin Deadpool. Malefactors beware.
Fortunately for the citizens of Wenatchee, their Deadpool is a mercenary of munificence who just wants to help folks in need. The Wenatchee World recently interviewed the hero (via pay phone) and learned why he became the protector of this north-central Washington city of approximately 30,000 residents:
Wenatchee's Deadpool said he chose his character "because I allied with his humor and his ideal that what once was bad can become something better and good. .... And not his outlook on heroism or his methods." [...] Deadpool said the idea to dress up and help people "just came to me one day."
He acknowledged, however, that the costume thing has its drawbacks. It makes him hot when the sun's out, and it seems to put some people off.
"I tried to help a woman out of the rain the other day and she didn't really want to take my umbrella," he said. "I think she was kind of intimidated."
But why did this 20-to-30-year-old Wanatchee resident assume the identity of an unhinged murderer? To become a beacon of hope to others, of course.
"It takes a certain kind of crazy to do this," he said, "But it takes a certain kind of sanity to help others. I want to inspire people to what a model citizen could be and what a helping hand can be like."
If you're in the Wenatachee metro area, you can summon Deadpool and his crime-fighting prowess by sending him an electronic mail on the world wide web:
Deadpool has been putting up flyers around town so people know what he's up to and won't be alarmed when he rushes to help them. He asks anyone who needs help with just about anything to contact him via email at ncwdeadpool@hotmail.com.
I'm convinced this is actually the Deadpool from comic books. He finally broke through the fourth wall and was in the mood for a Golden Delicious. Also, I hope we soon see a Cable-inspired vigilante who's grafted a carburetor onto his bicep and fights crime with a panoply of pouches festooned about his torso.
[Spotted on Bleeding Cool. Photos by Don Seabrook.]

Another Shameless Screen Grab Courtesy of IO9

3 comments:

  1. That's sad. Deadpool isn't even a hero in the comic books. He's a murdering sociopath lunatic.

    What a role model.

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  2. I like this explanation: "I'm convinced this is actually the Deadpool from comic books. He finally broke through the fourth wall and was in the mood for a Golden Delicious."

    A lot.

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  3. You two survived the coding nightmare that is this blogpost to post comments? You win the Malignance Blog Award for Valor under Duress.

    Retirement: One door closes, and another door opens. And a crazy person wanders in.

    There really are a lot of Deadpools out there for some reason...

    -Lord Malignance

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