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Trick Argument: Superheroes are Always Bad for Any City.
"Beware the beast Superheroes, for they are the Devil's pawns. Alone among God's primates, they embarrass themselves for sport or lust or greed. Yea, they will humiliate their brothers to possess their brother's reputation. Let them not breed in great numbers, for they will make a desert of their home and yours. Shun them; drive them back into their parents basement, for they are the harbinger of greater societal stupidity".
(Text above Paraphrased and outright stolen from Planet of the Apes, as Cornelius reads from the Sacred Scrolls.)
Trick Argument: Superheroes are Always Bad for Any City.
"Beware the beast Superheroes, for they are the Devil's pawns. Alone among God's primates, they embarrass themselves for sport or lust or greed. Yea, they will humiliate their brothers to possess their brother's reputation. Let them not breed in great numbers, for they will make a desert of their home and yours. Shun them; drive them back into their parents basement, for they are the harbinger of greater societal stupidity".
(Text above Paraphrased and outright stolen from Planet of the Apes, as Cornelius reads from the Sacred Scrolls.)
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