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Superhero Vigilante Escapes Justice.
(This time).
Seattle, Washington.
October 13th, 2011
Phoenix Jones, frightening vigilante playtime batman, has wriggled free from the Long Arm of the Law, to laugh at a legal system that treats all citizens as equal and innocent until proven guilty. Unlike his own "Assault with chemical weapons first and Ask Questions Later" policy.
Citizens continue to live in fear of his next violent rampage. How much harm must he cause before he is finally put behind bars?
Now, everyone knows his name/where he lives. How much more of his wanton antagonism can he expect innocent citizens to quietly suffer, before they retaliate against him? His family. His parents. His place of work. His Friends. Their Friends. His neighbors. People he even meets are now in danger.
Criminals are a nasty lot. Why would he put his family and friends lives in danger just for his own selfish need for attention? Does he have children? Is this child endangerment now? Now that he's bringing angry criminals to his house - to his family?
Citizens hope that when the hard working Men and Women of Seattle's Finest do finally capture Phoenix Jones and sentence him for his reckless behavior risking innocent people's lives, that the judge presiding forces him to receive the psychiatric care he needs.
When reached for comment, infamous MetaVillain Lord Malignance was quoted as saying;
"Bah! This is a miscarriage of justice! One will only hope that the noble Seattle Justice Agencies will continue their campaign to drive this menace from their streets."
In other news;
How are the New York Initiative vigilante playtime batman cosplayers different than Seattle vigilante playtime batman cosplayers? Well, according to sources, Princess of the New York Initiative has a scheme running to pay his rent. It's called the "After New York ComiCon cover our rent expenses, because Princess can't hold a job concert". Or somesuch. 10$ and you can ask Princess how many criminals he's assaulted personally, and why none of them file charges (because he's a liar and telling make believe stories, or people in New York meekly take beatings. One is just not getting, that New Yorkers are meek*).
*Except my pretty Princess Pony.
The hair, great evil beyond.. WOULD YOU LOOK AT HIS HAIR!
ReplyDeleteThat is Super Hair. Mock it at your Peril !
ReplyDeleteWith that hair crammed in that cowl so tight you'd make poor decisions too.
ReplyDeleteYou Mock the Super Hair !!!
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I think the cops are waiting to see if he gets another cape killed ;)
ReplyDeleteTwo words.. Observe.. Report. Community Watch yields measurable results.
ReplyDeleteI can't speak for the efficacy of any group's activities as there are only anecdotal accounts. But I would like to think that a difference is being made by concerned citizens.
Maybe I should have a bake sale to help raise funds for charity, and awareness of things people can do in their communities to help those in need?
Silver,
ReplyDeleteThank you. There are all sorts of ideas. Have a fishing trip. Picnics. Just knock on a neighbor's door. Wave at people you know passing through your neighborhood, scrutinize those you don't. If you have children, go to the school meetings. You'll know best of course, but we can be active on a local level. We all have "nosy" neighbors. It's what neighbors do. Use that natural inclination for Evil. Or, you know, in your case "good".
-Lord Malignance