Friday, October 7, 2011

Updating the Hall of Evil

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http://superfriends.wikia.com/wiki/Hall_of_Evil

Greetings and Lamentations you respected Villains, you villains waiting to be found acceptable, readers, and superheroes skulking about,

There are many Honors attributed to being a Villain: The Fear of heroes. The Respect of Peers. The Association with Talent at our level. The Harnessing of your Will with that of others with similar desires to a shared purpose. The Dark Fame. The Freedom. The Clarity. The Unimaginable Power.

One such Honor is the inclusion in the Hall of Evil. It is a listing of Villains One has found, and deemed worthy of acknowledgement. One doesn't know, or agree with all, or even most of the Villains found there, but all have been deemed worthy through My own exacting discernment. If you are a member of that August Body, you are in the company of some of the vilest, most Evil people to have ever walked the Earth. Personages of Unrelenting Malice, and Foreboding Designs. It is a Privilege to be considered worthy of such Peerage, and it is only given to those who have earned respect for their work.

That having been said, the list is currently slightly out of date and needs the following corrections;

1) One has been petty and removed names to demonstrate my displeasure. Yes, One can be petty.

2) There are many new Villains who have either appeared and been found worthy, or have been laboring with diligence to demonstrate their worth. They should be included as their efforts should be recognized, and so that other villains, seeing that rewards may be earned, may have clear direction on how best to strive for this Honor.

3) Some Villains may have retired, or the links are no longer valid.

4) Some villains are just annoying, and One doesn't want to look at them.

5) Many superheroes, having tasted the empty bitterness of playing superhero to be unsatisfying (and embarrassing), are begging - begging! to "turn villain" and persecute with great zeal, their former friends and associates. One is not sure if any have yet earned this Prestige, but would want to make the opportunity available to them, should they one day prove worthy.

6) There may be new Villains to search for in odd places, which may be evaluated and added. There are Villains and a Villain Culture in Twitter for example.

7) Dick Cheney needs someone to "throw him a Frickin Bone".

8) That those who might one day hope to be found worthy of Ordo Malignus would first be recognized as having earned this Honor of Peerage, and that none not yet achieving this Association, would be found worthy of that exclusive recognition.

Villains contribute to the Culture of Villainy.They add something of value that may be inspiration to, and draw admiration from, others. IF you claim to be a villain and your purpose is to do no more than tear down the work of Villainy, you will be found unworthy, and your name omitted. This is not pettiness. This is a profound understanding of My purpose and the Message of Villainy.


Updates over the next week. If you know of Villains who may be found and who might prove worthy, please email them, or post them below.

-Lord Malignance

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